Originally posted by codetrap
Just get yourself a big steel dog dish, run it halfway through a shredder after beating it with a hammer for awhile, an old chewed boot, and a few 5lb dog turds from some St Bernard somewhere for your front lawn.
Leave the boot and the dish on your doorstep with a note taped to the door.
"Bill, tried to feed the dog 3 days ago, but he almost got me. I left the toilet seat up so he'd have something to drink. He's probably hungry now. - Jeff"
that's funny but has some truth to it. About 5 years ago there was a rash of brek-ins on our street. Out of the 5 homes broken into 3 had alarms but none of them had dogs. The homes on both sides of mine were broken into...we had big dog crap in the back yard.
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