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**mr2mike** · 05-05-2023, 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier

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Had a sex worker renting off me once.
My biggest rant was she was a 3 with the lights off.
But business was booming and (time) slots were filled.

**ThePenIsMightier** · 05-05-2023, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by mr2mike

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Had a sex worker renting off me once.
My biggest rant was she was a 3 with the lights off.
But business was booming and (time) slots were filled.

One of my brother's roommates (many years ago) was a phone sex girl. She was average attractiveness so not like... Well... ^this. But apparently, she was gifted at phone sex because she had all these plaques and like company awards for managing to keep her callers in the premium billing zones for the max% of her minutes.
It was really cool talking to his variety of roommates while accidentally splitting a bottle of Bacardi with his wife and then throwing up in a clogged laundry tub in the basement before lollapalooza... I had to piss out the window onto the roof that same night because I was too drunk to find the door knob in the dark to get out of my room! Good times.
Fuck you, Ron Bacardi. Fuck you!

**suntan** · 05-05-2023, 10:17 PM

Where the fuck are the pictures?!?!?

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**ThePenIsMightier** · 05-15-2023, 05:34 PM

I Googled up an extremely unflattering string of words plus "basketball player" and it delivered me this:

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**ExtraSlow** · 05-15-2023, 05:41 PM

Images I can fap to:

**msommers** · 05-20-2023, 08:54 PM

**ThePenIsMightier** · 06-03-2023, 03:33 PM

Take that, Herr Justin!!

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Seriously though, this was fucking adorable. A magic carpet soapbox racer where the little girl's helmet was like the Princess Jasmine head covering.
It was amazing and it definitely did NOT have brakes! The poor volunteers at the end always seemed caught by surprise as they scrambled to stop her from plowing into the hay bales at 30km/h.
LoL!!