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    Default Thanks to my brother... RIP E55

    Fucking brother jacks my car to school this morning without me knowing. Takes a left turn, probably thinking he's all cool turning off ESP and shit like me, but doesn't know how to control oversteer. Spins out, and rams a car waiting at the light.

    Front end is fucked, engine turns over but spews tons of smoke and has zero power. So fucking pissed right now.

    I bought him a Yaris with all the suspension mods so he can learn how to handle a 100hp car first, and was going to take him to the track to teach him how to drive before I let him take my nicer cars out. That's not happening anytime soon.

    I guess I don't have to worry about selling it now.





    Suggestions on punishment is welcome.
    Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
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    Take back the yaris and go smoke yourself a big bowl full of "cheery-o's". Sorry man.
    Originally posted by SJW
    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
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    Noooooooooooooooooooo

    R.I.P

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    You bought him a Yaris and he did this to your car? Damn! Sorry to hear about your loss

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    shitty deal bro looks like he goes to churchil.. my old hs

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    Default Re: Thanks to my brother... RIP E55

    Originally posted by rage2


    Suggestions on punishment is welcome.
    Ouch, sorry to hear...
    That is right by Northland Mall, correct?

    As for a punishment, take the Yaris back. Plenty of time to think about what he has done while he's riding the bus....

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    Insert a plastic pipe in his anus.
    Insert barbed wire into the pipe.
    Remove pipe from anus.

    Let him try to get to the hospital in a mashed E55 with barbed wire in his ass

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    is it really written off? looks like a lot of damage but not to bad

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    You're chinese man, you know what he needs....

    CHINESE FEATHER DUSTER
    heloc that shit

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    drown him in the marsh ...




    LOL



    make him pay u back for some of the damages if you really wanna teach him a lesson.
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    I vote for no punishment. The accident itself is punishment itself, this can happen to the best of us. Let us all be glad your brother is ok!
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    holy shit. I can't think of any punishment other than death.

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    oh man... i would kick the shit outta him, then make him pay for the damages and/or any increase in your insurance and also take back the yaris

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    At least he got his superman powers outa him!!

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    rough, take the yaris and buy him an 81 ford van
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    Originally posted by kenny
    I vote for no punishment. The accident itself is punishment itself, this can happen to the best of us. Let us all be glad your brother is ok!
    Correction, WAS okay.

    I think that boy's gonna get a serious ass kicking for jacking the car w/out permission, as he should. There's a big difference between crashing up a car you are supposed to be driving and one that you are not. Huge difference.
    Originally posted by SJW
    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
    Originally posted by snowcat
    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.
    Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
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    ^^ Fact Checked

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    Originally posted by kenny
    I vote for no punishment. The accident itself is punishment itself, this can happen to the best of us. Let us all be glad your brother is ok!
    maybe if it was his own car.... but not when you're swiping your brother's e55 then crashing it

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    does your bro live with you?

    if so make him live with mom.. bastard steals your car?... shitttt

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    Are we really glad he's ok?

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    That is one niceeee E55. Wait wait...was a nice E55.

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