I'm searching for a career.

[Aliquout]

I'm twenty and I'm thinking of prospective careers. I don't know much about the working world, so I'm throwing out there what it is I want to do.

What I want to do;

I want to make $30 in an industrial area. My position is called a 'ticker' or something similar. What I will be doing is standing around with a clipboard ticking off containers, cars or piles of wood. I want there to be a lot of time to socialize and I don't want to have much responsiblity. I want flexible work hours and a union. I don't want to have to answer to a manager and I want to be able to spend a lot of time doing other things than ticking.


Please provide me with some input about what it's like to be a ticker and any experiences you've had as one.

[adam c]

[Rat Fink]

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[BlackArcher101]

What you are looking for is consulting in project management.

[E36M3]

I guess if you want to be incredibly lazy and useless, a union makes a lot of sense.

That isn't a career, that is a slack job.

[nikka]

i want that job too
haha no resposibility, lots of socialising, dont answer to a manager

[cityhunter2501]

lol is this an owning?


$30 per day I presume for a job like that or like 3cents per object counted?

[*prettyboy*]

sounds like a slack job sheeittt !

[Aliquout]

I'm sure somebody has to tick off everything that comes in. I don't want to have to focus, I want to look at something and add a tick mark to it's number. It's sounds like a respectable job and one which is secure.

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by Aliquout
I don't want to have much responsiblity...I don't want to have to answer to a manager

So who takes the responsibility if not you nor a manager?

[Aliquout]

I'd want to put my board onto a desk and have someone else double check the ticking, like an assistant.

[ZyaL8R]

[Lex350]

Originally posted by Aliquout
I'm twenty and I'm thinking of prospective careers. I don't know much about the working world, so I'm throwing out there what it is I want to do.

What I want to do;

I want to make $30 in an industrial area. My position is called a 'ticker' or something similar. What I will be doing is standing around with a clipboard ticking off containers, cars or piles of wood. I want there to be a lot of time to socialize and I don't want to have much responsiblity. I want flexible work hours and a union. I don't want to have to answer to a manager and I want to be able to spend a lot of time doing other things than ticking.


Please provide me with some input about what it's like to be a ticker and any experiences you've had as one.

you are an employers dream.

[sputnik]

Originally posted by Aliquout
I'm sure somebody has to tick off everything that comes in. I don't want to have to focus, I want to look at something and add a tick mark to it's number. It's sounds like a respectable job and one which is secure.

Get a warehouse job.

The closest thing you are talking about is being a Shipping Receiver. However they do more than just "tick things off a list".

Seriously though. You are a moron.

[googe]

Am I the only one that read the first few sentences and knew it was slink95 on a new account?

[hoppy2018]

Originally posted by Aliquout
I'm twenty and I'm thinking of prospective careers. I don't know much about the working world, so I'm throwing out there what it is I want to do.

What I want to do;

I want to make $30 in an industrial area. My position is called a 'ticker' or something similar. What I will be doing is standing around with a clipboard ticking off containers, cars or piles of wood. I want there to be a lot of time to socialize and I don't want to have much responsiblity. I want flexible work hours and a union. I don't want to have to answer to a manager and I want to be able to spend a lot of time doing other things than ticking.


Please provide me with some input about what it's like to be a ticker and any experiences you've had as one.

You my friend are one lazy bastard!

[PINOY-X]

at this thread

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by Aliquout
I'd want to put my board onto a desk and have someone else double check the ticking, like an assistant.

So you want an assistant to hold the responsibility.

[GTS Jeff]

Originally posted by googe
Am I the only one that read the first few sentences and knew it was slink95 on a new account?

haha good call. What a nutcase!

[HybridTheory]

Wow I'm glad to see that you have such a great work ethic