Photographers: Terrorists, Lawbreakers or Sexual Deviants? YOU DECIDE!

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Stumbled across this patently hilarious article today, thought my fellow photographers/terrorists might get a kick out of it.

Digital cameras: Are they harmless toys for eliteist liberals, or an unregulated tool for terrorists, lawbreakers and sexual deviants hell-bent on undermining America’s conservative values, morality and traditions?

Digital cameras are affordable, ubiquitous and now can take photos in sharp details and with accurate colors, but has this technology been taken too far? Does this “harmless” technology now pose a threat to our government buildings, employees and our leading statesmen?

Why do liberals even need digital cameras? These foreign-made devices often cost in excess of $2000, and contain features superior to high-end Soviet-era spy-cameras. Are liberals using this technology to glorify the family, or document their church and sporting activities? As you might expect, liberals would not expend so much money on such harmless pursuits : Most liberal photographers have amassed vast collections of pornography, and worse child pornography. The majority of liberals who own expensive digital cameras are members of “kiddie-porn clubs”.

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/...errorists.aspx


Note: Keep in mind, this is satire.

[Canmorite]

Hahaha

[brandon]

ahahaha wow this bitch is crazy!!

another gem off her site..

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Enemies of the homeland
God’s people hitlist : God wants them dead because they harm America!

Tristan Shuddery (He turned over to the dark side!)
Michael Moore
Aaron Russo (God won - died of cancer!)
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Chelsea Clinton
Cindy Sheehan (Has publicly repented from her sins - God won!)
Al Gore
Al Franken
Barrack Osama
Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA)
Charly & Martin Sheen
Rick Warren
Joel Osteen
Dan Rather
Sam Harris
Boris Yeltsin (God Won)
Cho Seung-Hui (God Won)
Saddam Hussein (God Won)
Kurt Vonnegut (God Won)
George “Greasy Greek” Soros
Chuck Hegel
Sheryl GAY Stolberg
Ryan Lawson
Charles Darwin (God Won)
Hemant Mehta a.k.a. The Friendly Atheist
Americans United for Separation of Church and State
Max Keiser
Marcel Marceau (God Won)
Jack Clark, the “Rational Radical”
Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi
Harry “Polygamy” Reid
Mitt “Polygamy” Romney
Rudy “Cross-dressing Baby-Killer” Giuliani

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Wrong Choices
God’s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!

Gays
Liberals
Abortionists
Animal Rights People
Environmentalists
Muzlims
Vegetarians/Vegans
Pedophiles
Linux users
“Purpose Driven” churches
Mormons
Germans
Government school teachers
The anti-smoking lobby
College Professors
Poets
Hybrid Cars

Linux Users?!?!

[ekguy]

how are people standing up for animals sinners....she should go to hell for thinking like that

[Destinova403]

LMFAO... stupid americans... i bet she married her cousin too

[TurboMedic]

Ha.....funny

[Gibson]

...

sarcastic humor there, boys.

[3g4u]

I had a great laugh off these ones.

"god hates" Germans, MuZlims, college professors, and poets.

[Rockski]

i knew you were a sexual deviant trevor... just by the size of your camera

[DJ Lazy]

I have a digital camera so I can take pictures.. and I do, they just aren't something I can be posting on beyond.... :Shifty Eyes:

[kvanderlaag]

I know Trevor's a sexual deviant, but a lot of that probably traces back to how much time he spends in our store. We sure do corrupt youth.

Also, all of your righteously offended liberals: Please learn the meaning of 'satire.'

Next lesson, we'll learn to identify it!

[clem24]

Originally posted by Rockski
i knew you were a sexual deviant trevor... just by the size of your camera

Well, his D50 is pretty small, really... He needs big, long, lenses to make it up for it.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Originally posted by Rockski
i knew you were a sexual deviant trevor... just by the size of your camera

Originally posted by kvanderlaag
I know Trevor's a sexual deviant, but a lot of that probably traces back to how much time he spends in our store.

Originally posted by clem24


Well, his D50 is pretty small, really... He needs big, long, lenses to make it up for it.

I hate you guys.