WHAT WHAT?!?!?!
They must have their facts wrong.
You see, having a gun won't help you if your assailant has one as well because he'll just shoot you as you're fumbling to get yours out. As such, this incident must have been misinterpreted. In the real world, you having a gun doesn't matter because you'll die anyway. I can't remember exactly where I read that, but I think it may have been recently, and it might have even been on this board.
I was skeptical of this retardo-logic at first, but I then came to realise that, as long as we make sure that everyone is unarmed and no one is prepared for incidents like this (or the countless others that happen every year), and we all hope really really hard (closing your eyes helps), nothing bad will ever happen to us.
The real problem here is that we're not hoping hard enough. While I'd love to discuss this further, I feel it would be a disservice as the more time I spend here, the less time I spend hiding under my blanky and hoping for the best. With that, I bid you adieu. I'm off to make the world a safer place, one lollypop fantasy at a time...
Founding member of the Leave-Me-Alone-atarian party of Canada.