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Turn Your Poop Into GOLD With Gold Pills!
No, not really:
Buy them here if you're that stupid!These $425 capsules are dipped in and filled with 24-karat gold and you're supposed to eat them to "increase your self-worth". Which isn't true, because if you do ingest them you'll just be increasing your "self-stupidity" and "self-flushing-money-down-the-toilet". I'll kill you if you buy them. Just down a jar of gold glitter if you're that hell-bent on having gold shit, it's a lot cheaper.
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x2 lol i wanna have em just becauseOriginally posted by Donmega
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They should publicize the shipping addresses of where the sold ones go, just to see who's that absurdly stupid to squander their money on such things
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side"
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Sweeeeeeet, now instead of shitting bricks, I can shit Gold bricks
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?
Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.
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the janitors have finally struck gold
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SWEEEEEET! i hear they're working on a gold suppository as well
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Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit about Cribs.
"I sprinkle DIAMONDS on all my food! Makes my doodie twinkle"
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