Headaches and Sex?

[A790]

This sounds kind of dumb, but all of the clinics are closed where I'm at and I'm hoping that someone knows WTF is going on. Kay, here goes...

Every time I orgasm (while having sex) I get a fucking brutal headache right at the back of my head. Can someone tell me WTF is going on?

[Tik-Tok]

Tell your lover to stop donkey punching you.

Edit: And wait for a doctor, you'll only get more jokes like mine here.

[5.0]

haha you have got to be kidding me. if this isnt an owning, do you really think anyone on here is going to be able to help you?

[nismodrifter]

If you are SERIOUS...then here is the answer.

It's called a Coital headache. It's common. You will have severe pain in the lower back area of your head.

[A790]

Originally posted by nismodrifter
If you are SERIOUS...then here is the answer.

It's called a Coital headache. It's common. You will have severe pain in the lower back area of your head.

Okay, how do I get rid of it? It kinda puts a damper on my sex life...

[A790]

Originally posted by 5.0
haha you have got to be kidding me. if this isnt an owning, do you really think anyone on here is going to be able to help you?

I know of at least one doctor that frequents beyond so I thought maybe he (or another doctor) would chime in.

[Pihsiak]

Become a monk

Live a life of purity

[ZC_CIVIC]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Tell your lover to stop donkey punching you.

Edit: And wait for a doctor, you'll only get more jokes like mine here.

that just made my day hahahaha

[mugen6]

HAHA. might be caused from chronic sex, or masterdebating. lol

[black_radiation]

The headboard OBVIOUSLY isnt your friend

[iceburns288]

General consensus is that you have chlamydia. Good luck .

[ringmaster]

Originally posted by A790
This sounds kind of dumb, but all of the clinics are closed where I'm at and I'm hoping that someone knows WTF is going on. Kay, here goes...

Every time I orgasm (while having sex) I get a fucking brutal headache right at the back of my head. Can someone tell me WTF is going on?

Have sex more often

[A790]

Turns out that I have aids.

No, just kidding. But apparantly I'm not supposed to have sex or jerk it for a couple of weeks... and so begins the two weeks of hell.

Happy new year!

[Manhattan]

Originally posted by Tik-Tok
Tell your lover to stop donkey punching you.

Edit: And wait for a doctor, you'll only get more jokes like mine here.

I literally ROLFed.

[urbannomad]

Originally posted by A790
Turns out that I have aids.

No, just kidding. But apparantly I'm not supposed to have sex or jerk it for a couple of weeks... and so begins the two weeks of hell.

Happy new year!

honestly, what i'm thinking is that you breathe irregularly while doing it.

just my .02.

[pf0sh0]

two weeks abstaining, even jerking it? good luck.

[old&slow]

^^^^you be cruel!

[A790]

YEa I was at the clinic until 2 am my time.... fun stuff.

Oh, and pf0sh0, stop posting pics of my girlfriend

[Ven]

Dude FWIW I had this happen a few years back. I lost a weeks worth of GREAT 'tang too. Worst headaches of my life, almost more pain than I could take. I remember walking around the block a few times half dressed just holding the back of my head and trying to focus on my breathing. Anyway, it was diagnosed as coital headache onset by heat stoke (5 hours outside in a tux at +30C in direct sun). It went away after about a week and has never returned. A buddy had it too after a mid-day hockey practice and game at night. No poon for him, 1 week.

[icecreamvan]

God's trying to tell you not to procreate.