1 less stereo theif in calgary
well, it all started on monday night. we just got our sattelite dish installed, so i brought my girlfriend over for the night, i had to work at 6:30 but there was too much good shows on
then we went to bed.
Around 1:00 i was still awake)he says I wasn't in her car, i get confused. then I see the pipe in his hand, which he had brought up to shoulder height, which looked like he was going to ding me on the head with it. So I fuckin smooooooked him, i hit him so hard, he dropped like nothing i have ever seen before, he dropped the pipe so i threw it away.
I was amazed, he got up!! so i threw him on the ground a couple times, and he kept gettin up, so i booted him in the face, and still he gets up. my mom had just called the cops before i booted him in the face, so they were on their way. I did the pattent pending "cop hold" (arm behind back, face on ground, knee on back of head) until the cops came, which was like 2 min from when my mom called to when they arrived. 4 cop cars, i have never seen a cop be so brutal to a person, they told me later he was on something, thats why he didn't stay down when i drilled him or kicked him.
The cops were so cool, they were like "you shoulda hit him harder" i was like "i don't think i could hit him any harder then i did" he says "if it was me i would have shot him" I laughed and said i dont have a gun. all and all i was up till like 3:30, got an hour and a half sleep and went to work, now 2 days later i think my knuckle is broken or something (can't bend finger at joint very well) and i am a very satisfied man.
Oh yeah, he went to jail and is getting charged with, break and enter, something else the cop said that i don't remember, theft under 5,000, and assault!
well thats one less asshole that we all have to deal with
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