Review: Clover Field

[Takahashi]

Sorry to say, but personally, this movie is absolute shit....

just got back from the screening before it was released and stayed maybe 45mins into the showing, the camera does NOT fucking stop shaking throughout the movie to the point people were getting sick, getting up and leaving the theatre....

as like ourselves, we couldnt stand the movie anymore, there's nothing special about it at all, here's the spoilers now, it's a monster attacking manhattan city, and it drops little monsters.... thats about it....

after leaving were now at home nursing the urge to throw up our popcorn and peanut butter cups aswell as downing a bottle of asprin, excuse my poor spelling, i'm that frusterated....

if you have motion sickness in the very least, bring a barf bag, if i had to rate this pathetic attempt at a movie it would barely score 2 out of 10, only because the monster cutting the statue's head off was semi-entertaining....

cant wait to see how many others agree with me....

[cityhunter2501]

knew from the trailer alone that this was going to suck and was just a big marketing.

shame though, I wanted a new godzilla movie.

seems like its doing fairly well on imdb and rottentomatoes though
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1060277/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cloverfield/

but for now, I will not go watch it this weekend

[Graham_A_M]

thank God for Torrent downloads LOL. I'll just watch it that way. No way in hell am I going to see this in theatres, or even hop in the car to rent it if its THAT awful.

[treg50]

Don't make Sesame Street sad.... it's one word: Cloverfield.

[schocker]

fak, i was hoping it would at least be mildly decent but now i will pass on it.

[dj_rice]

If I cant stomach playing Quake, then I'll pass on this movie too

[SilverRex]

isnt the movie like 1 hr and 25 min if it is, that is pretty darn cheapo.

[Takahashi]

it's really that bad, people were literally walking out of the theatre 10mins into the movie it was so bad....

forgot to mention, the entire movie was filmed on a "handy-cam"....

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by Takahashi


forgot to mention, the entire movie was filmed on a "handy-cam"

No it wasn't, some parts were, they also used 60 pound cameras.

[Takahashi]

Originally posted by Hakkola


No it wasn't, some parts were, they also used 60 pound cameras.

i meant to simulate a "handy-cam", as if one of the characters were filming the entire film....

kind of like the blare-witch project....

[01RedDX]

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[mark4091]

Wait....were the Taliban winning when you left?

[arian_ma]

Originally posted by 01RedDX
So Godzilla meets Blair Witch is not as good as it sounds huh?

Hahahahaha!

[Takahashi]

Originally posted by mark4091
Wait....were the Taliban winning when you left?

huh?...

[BerserkerCatSplat]

As I said before, it's the Blair Witch Monster Project.

[oMeGastep]

Originally posted by treg50
Don't make Sesame Street sad.... it's one word: Cloverfield.

lol he prob saw the wrong movie.

[3g4u]

I thought this movie was gonna suck from the wannabe "i am legend" type marketing gimmick, of not telling you anyhting about the movie at all leaving you wondering wtf is going on.

[Xtrema]

[3g4u]

^

[old&slow]

The whole shaky camera thing is gone way to far...trying to substitute this bizzare camera crap for real filming and then calling it artistic!?