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    Default People u just want to slap or kill or whatever...

    ok there's this guy who sits pretty close to me at work. every morning he gets his coffee and just fucking slurps it and then does this little ahhh afterwards, doesn't matter if its hot or cold.. omg!


    now u guys continue...
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    The asshat that does the "insert city here" jobshop.ca radio commercials. Hate that s.o.b.

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    Default Re: People u just want to slap or kill or whatever...

    Originally posted by adam c
    ok there's this guy who sits pretty close to me at work. every morning he gets his coffee and just fucking slurps it and then does this little ahhh afterwards, doesn't matter if its hot or cold.. omg!


    now u guys continue...
    You know, I would do that on purpose, especially if I knew it annoys someone.

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    Yeah, the older chinese gentleman behind me like to cough, does the 'aaahhhh' too, pick his teeth, and anything else he wants to do. He answers his phone and talks to them like he hasn't seem then for years.

    I jokingly offered him some vicks for his throat and toothpicks and he got mad at me. He's had this cough for over a year now.

    As a chinese person, I can understand you need to do that sometimes because I'm guilty of it too, but dealing with it EVERY SINGLE DAY just wears you down.

    Ridiculous.
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    Definately the panago pizza fat fuck.
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    liberals. especially french liberals.

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    Jared, the mother fuckin subway guy.
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    Originally posted by rage2
    Definately the panago pizza fat fuck.
    "Corn? On a Pizza?"

    I'd like to slap that bus driver who saw me waiting, slowed down, looked at me, then took off. Just wait till I catch you at the next stop!
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    I do get great service there, especially when I mention my name, haha.

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    Heath Ledger.


    ...too soon?

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    coworker, WHO NEVER FLUSHES THE TOILET, NEVER WIPES HER PISS OF THE SEAT.................................
    ok now that is outta the way - the chick in the elevator who looks at me like she has never seen a single white person before. Why do you look so disgusted?????????????????
    Is it perhaps the fact that I can wear Jeans every single day to work, that I DON"T SMELL LIKE TUNA?????????
    wow that just made me feel a WHOLE lot better....lol


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    the putz from the Spence diamonds commercials...arrgg!
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    My neighbor who has converted her house into a dump (literally garbage is everywhere) plus has a bunch of dogs that she never looks after

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    spence diamonds ad guy

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    That Spence Diamonds homo on the radio. It's like everything he says fucking matters haha.

    EDIT: ^^ damn, beat me to it haha.
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    Originally posted by rage2
    Definately the panago pizza fat fuck.
    I used to like panago before but everytime i think of wanting to order one, this asshat comes to mind and i order from somewhere else

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    That kid in high school that would bring his acoustic guitar to school, sit random hallways and just fucking play and sing. You need to die mother fucker.

    Kids that carried basketballs everywhere in high school. Even to fucking Biology class. What the hell?

    People that bitch way too much on beyond need to die too... errrr............
    Guess who's back... tell some men.

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    How about this douche that looks like Wolverine who drums on his desk loud enough so the whole floor can hear it. Then he takes it upon himself to use the company cordless (that many designers use for business) to openly discuss his child support battles with his lawyer so everyone can hear. Let's not forget the stupid picture he has on his desk of his chunky GF laying naked chest down with a rose in her mouth. That photo is beside the pictures of his 3 kids from 3 different women.

    I photoshopped a picture of my dog laying in a similar position with a rose in his mouth., and hung it on my wall in my cube. He hasn't caught on yet. Not sure he will be around long anyways. Damn annoying though! I asked him what type of music he liked one day and he responded with "oh the heavier the rock the better." Too bad he always cranks his music loud enough that all I can hear is James Blunt's Beautiful, and the same retarded DMX song through his headphones.

    Then there is another guy that snorts a snot snack every 5-10 minutes. Not even faking a cough while doing it either. It wasn't until he started cutting his fucking finger nails at the lunch table during lunch (ship and anchor) that I finally said something.

    Let's not forget the old Chilean man that sits beside me that yaps all day on the phone in spanish, and also slurps his coffee, while hardly being able to keep MSN messenger under control. (not even supposed to have it here)I hate the notification sound every 4 seconds.

    Oh yeah...on the other side of me is a guy that is constantly on his phone talking what seems to be intentionally loud about all his personal BS. We dont need to fucking hear it! Especially when 15% of the day he is telling his wife to calm down.

    Some people just dont get it!!!! Thank fuck for sharing music folders, iPods, and headphones!!!!!!!
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    I can't believe I'm driving Ferraris in those vids. I'd never be caught dead in one now.

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    Originally posted by Manhattan
    Heath Ledger.


    ...too soon?
    No, too late.

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