Thie girl need to be smacked

[alloroc]

Originally posted by sweeks

You missed the sentence she started with "but". Conjunctions cannot start a sentence.

[alloroc]

Originally posted by sweeks

[DonJuan]

Originally posted by Zephyr

Last time I checked, Paris Hilton was like a log in bed.

She can be trained.... every log can be carved into a work of art, just need time, dedication, and a lot of lube.

[kerry]

You guys all forgot to grade the most important part of her article... jeeeeeezzzz







She's nowhere NEAR hot enough to be even THINKING thoughts like those. I mean honestly, I bet a solid 50-60% of you dudes either have, or would do that for a smoke show... I gave this bitch a 6... and that was a generous fucking 6 considering you can't A-A-T

[rage2]

Originally posted by kerry
She's nowhere NEAR hot enough to be even THINKING thoughts like those.

She could go for an old guy with money, there's a lot of old guys that like 18y/o's even if they're a 6.

And I'm not talking about myself. Don't even go there .

[kerry]

Fuck you beat me to it, I wish I could edit your posts hahaha.

[Big Dangerous]

Yup. Slut=5.5 or 6 TOPS.

I'd date her though.. for about a month, at the end when I pulled it out of her ass, I would say I dont think it's workign out.

[kerry]

You'd do these steps in this order with this chick.
1) Take her on a date somewhere really nice (this will be worth it in the end)
2) Fuck her dirty in her parents bed
3) Jack the phone numbers of her hot friends from her cell phone promptly after sex.
4) Fuck her friends and leave voicemails of them moaning on her cell phone.
5) Laugh

[Big Dangerous]

Originally posted by kerry
You'd do these steps in this order with this chick.
1) Take her on a date somewhere really nice (this will be worth it in the end)

Yeah, but I'd probably make sure it was somewhere I could use Entertainment coupons and company gift certificates at. That's hard cash I wouldn't part with..

[403Gemini]

Cant view at work, synopsis?

[DonJuan]

Originally posted by kerry

4) Fuck her friends and leave voicemails of them moaning on her cell phone.
5) Laugh

GUILTY! Ah the good ol' days! You forgot to mention HOT friends though. It doesn't work if she's friends with a walrus.

Oh, and judging by face alone, she is a 5. If she had a rockin' body that may move up to a 7. Dependent upon how rockin'