Anyone who's on Beyond right now

[Jlude]

Originally posted by brandon
/wakes up with an empty 40oz of JD and catnip spread all over lower half of body....

wtf happened last night?

Apparently things got a little crazy...

[cdnsir]

I went to Home Depot, picked up a few mending plates. Then went home and grind out a brace for my rock band drum pedal... Just when I thought I'm a total loser, I read all this and now reality hits. I got all the grinding and banging done for $2!

You know what, instead of hearing all the guys btch about how much they spent. How did all the singles celebrate the fact that they are enjoying the single life on V-day?

[bspot]

Originally posted by brandon
/wakes up with an empty 40oz of JD and catnip spread all over lower half of body....

wtf happened last night?

Is there a tail sticking out of your anus?

[analbumcover]

dude your cats raped you

is that still beastiality?

[brandon]

Better then nothing I guess...




WHAT?!!?!!!

[euro_racer]

haha some of you guys on here made me laugh by being so damn whipped..and you didnt get laid!!

[A790]

Originally posted by brandon
/wakes up with an empty 40oz of JD and catnip spread all over lower half of body....

wtf happened last night?

You, sir, are the man.

[Amysicle]

Originally posted by SR240SX


Done and done. I told her to just forget about everything..and not call me because im sick of her bullshit..all she said was..."oh..well are you ok?..Do you hate me now? (haha) I just said dont worry..i'm perfectly fine..and i could tell it made her quite upset muahaha. Great V-day this year

So let me get this straight, you dumped her on Valentine's day? That's awesome.

[A790]

Originally posted by Amysicle


So let me get this straight, you dumped her on Valentine's day? That's awesome.

It IS awesome.

[97'Scort]

I watched the Oilers squeek a win out in San Jose, and ordered the rest of my suspension bits for the car.

... and I can turn the car on with only the twist of a key, and she purrs all day long.

...so am I dating my car? I need a drink...

[iceburns288]

Originally posted by Spoons
Birthday: April 19, 1990

Suuuuure ya did.

I am a second-semester senior in high school... I have a lot of time for sex .

We didn't get anything for each other, though, we both think it's a stupid holiday. The girl's just horny, and she has none of the high school girl drama bullshit... she's just plain awesome .

[WhiteNikes]

Originally posted by Kritafo
Forgot about Valentines. Being married is not an excuse. Mine did the same thing tonight. Very, very annoying. Sick of the same excuse....so busy at work. Blah, Blah, Blah. apparently a yearly holiday isn't preparation enough.

I ain't know ... I ain't really heard what you did for the cat that's @ work. I bin wrong before 'n' I'mma be wrong again but Ain't love 'spposed ta be a 2 way thang?


'n' that got me thankin. cats be spendin madd $ on ish that she got for free?

[max_boost]

Originally posted by EK 2.0
If all you wanted was a card...then I would have gotten you the whole Hallmark store...

So smooth

Originally posted by Jlude
I bought her 2 Coach bags... better be gettin' some!

Nice! She must be thrilled!

I got my gf a highly sought after Chanel purse. She didn't say, "buy this or else". I knew she wanted it because that's what she is in to. Everyone has their thing. It was an expensive one but I have no problem shelling out the $$$ for my love. Most people only see a $ figure attach to this gift but from my point of view, it is so much more. For all the times she has put up with my quirky habits, for taking care of everything around the house, working 15 hours a week at my restaurant, coming in whenever my employees no show, all this on top of going to University and pursuing her teaching degree. It's all good.

[iceburns288]

Originally posted by max_boost
So smooth

Hey man, don't even begin to accuse the e-mack of slacking off even the slightest .

[SR240SX]

Originally posted by Amysicle


So let me get this straight, you dumped her on Valentine's day? That's awesome.

You guesed it! she wont share the love so fuck what other options are out there? except the good old kick to the curb

[eur0.doll.]

Originally posted by drtoohotty1


I think im in love...

bahaha.

I just think valentines is plain stupid..

I'd rather not have a boyfriend that spend a bajillion dollars on me.
Or buys me stuff.

I`d much rather be able to say...I bought this myself.

But same goes for a car..i`d rather say I bought it...other then saying my mommy and daddy bought it for me.

[eur0.doll.]

I mean..little things here and there are cute.

I`d rather just do something then get something

ie- go to pick and pull with the boyfriend.
/heh

[codo]

Haha me and my buddy drank Old Milwake's and watched Home Alone. Yep.

My other buddy who was teasing us saying that we weren't gonna get laid on Valentines day cause of lack of girlfriends, was right but neither did he! He ended up getting food poisoning and puking all night.

[EK 2.0]

Originally posted by max_boost

So smooth

Mmm goi...

[rmk]

Originally posted by eur0.doll.


bahaha.

I just think valentines is plain stupid..

I'd rather not have a boyfriend that spend a bajillion dollars on me.
Or buys me stuff.

I`d much rather be able to say...I bought this myself.

But same goes for a car..i`d rather say I bought it...other then saying my mommy and daddy bought it for me.

What kind of car do you drive?