REally?
God Bless the USA.
wow.
Wherever you go there you are
Good way to get rid of the wife. Tell the judge you had to make some holes in the house using your shotgun and than accidently shot the wife in the process. I wonder if i can get away with that..Hmmmm..
Last edited by ICEBERG; 03-27-2008 at 01:21 PM.
only in the states
Wow thats twisted
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hahaha, +1, only in the states ppl would use a handgun for making holes for the satellite dish.
Problem: Stupid rednecks.
Solution: Start giving away "Legends of NASCAR" commemorative plates at vasectomy clinics.
Founding member of the Leave-Me-Alone-atarian party of Canada.
meh, not suprised....
whats that other news where some drunk fools were shooting garbag cans and sofas in a alley, and happen to shoot a kid in hte head twice...cause hte kid was hidding in the trash can
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"oops...what a traggic accident... atleast i still have a gun "
That was new years, and buddy was shooting into the cans because the local government was telling people not to shoot in the air because the falling bullets cause damageOriginally posted by Shift_Perform
meh, not suprised....
whats that other news where some drunk fools were shooting garbag cans and sofas in a alley, and happen to shoot a kid in hte head twice...cause hte kid was hidding in the trash can
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"Tragic accident..."
Thats not an accident! who the fuck uses a handgun for doing shit around the house! How did he even think of that?!
Originally posted by Mibz
She's already exhibiting signs of turning into my Mom, I need some sort of legal recourse if a full-blown transformation occurs.
Founding member of the Leave-Me-Alone-atarian party of Canada.
But what if I need to open my beer?
I love the neighbor's relaxed response.
"Meh, Tragic accident. Good things happen to bad people. I don't sound shocked though. Things like this happen all the time round these here parts..."
Loved that Simpsons episode. That's how real men use a gun.
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haha ya wtf dont you have a drilll??Originally posted by hoamic11
hahaha, +1, only in the states ppl would use a handgun for making holes for the satellite dish.
Poor woman though
Willing to bet more households in the U.S. have a gun over a drill at home?!?!
I wonder if I can get a gun holster to fit on my tool belt?