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    Default So you think you LOVE your cars do you?

    Well not as much as this guy...



    Man who's had sex with 1000 cars gives new meaning to auto-erotic

    DAILY NEWS STAFF

    Friday, May 23rd 2008, 3:25 PM

    Edward Smith never takes his girlfriend to expensive restaurants, or showers her with chocolates, flowers, or sexy lingerie - instead, a trip to the gas station and a nice bath are enough to keep her purring.

    She also isn't bothered by his promiscuity. He's bedded, by his own account, 999 others.

    Smith has taken man's romance with the automobile to a whole new level, and he claims his attachments to his metal, leather-upholstered companions are far from platonic.

    The 57-year-old Washington state native first had sex with a car at age 15, and says he has never been sexually attracted to people, female or male. And he feels no need to change.

    "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone. Cars are just my preference," he told British newspaper the Telegraph.

    His current flame is a Volkswagen Beetle that's he's named Vanilla, and considering a typical woman's reaction to Smith's spreading himself around, she's very low maintenance (not counting trips to the mechanic or pricey imported auto parts).

    And there have been many others. A 1973 Opal GT named Cinnamon, a 1993 Ford Ranger Splash he called Ginger, and Victoria, a 1969 Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

    Smith explains, "I appreciate beauty and I go a little beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," Smith said.

    People who feel sexually attracted to cars or other machines have been dubbed "mechaniphiliacs" and are the subject of a new documentary film made for British television.

    According to the Telegraph, the Internet has helped more than 500 extreme car enthusiasts like Smith find each other.

    Smith says his fetish took root when he was a teenager.

    "When I was 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it."

    He continued, "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until nighttime, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."

    Smith also believes his love isn't completely one-sided. Despite their apparent lack of feelings, he thinks there's something in it for the objects of his affection.

    "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."

    Despite his passion for his four-wheeled friends, Smith has occasionally strayed. His most intense sexual experience ever, he says, was with a helicopter.

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    I found a picture of him


    Originally posted by GTS Jeff
    You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?

    Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.

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    is that how he does it? through the exhaust pipe? I bet ricers and diesels are hard for him.

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    that picture is disgusting

    someone should start that thing up and rev it until it blows

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    "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone. Cars are just my preference,"

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    "His most intense sexual experience ever, he says, was with a helicopter."

    HOW?!


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    WTF?!?!?! hahahah damn this is one messed up dude!

    I hope this guy got his dick caught in the turbine of the helicopter engine... i hope he stuck it in the pitot tube when its hot
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    sick but luxor's post made me lol

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    ^ Haha, werd
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    This is an old topic! This guy has floated around the net for a while! i think i would never let him borrow my car to "get some groceries"!
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