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    Default what an ad!

    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...QAdIdZ57398460

    "potency of a 1900 pound bull" lolll

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    hahahah now thats how you sell a car!

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    LOL I wonder if it sold already

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    It’s got 355,000km, but don’t let that fool you – if a hot chick was a car, she’d be this Civic… I realize that this car has got just as many kilometers on it as Pamela Anderson, but even if Pamela had STD’s from Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Borat, you know deep down that you would still hit it! Unlike Ms. Anderson however, this car will take you far on one tank of gas… while she will tire out and complain about how much you’ve messed up her makeup, this car will continue chugging along without you telling it to be useful and get your tea and crumpets (which by the way, this car wont do).

    I laughed at this entire paragraph

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    That was just great!

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    Man, that car will sell fast! hahaha
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    that was awesome

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    I'm going to call the guy and ask it's sold haha.
    That's a sweet ad alright
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    Im gonna call him and ask to take pictures of the bull sperm
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    i wasent trying to fuck my grandma, i was just trying to feel her boobs.

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    what a spaz

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    He should go into politics!
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    ROFL!
    It makes me wanna buy if off of him just for that wirte-up!

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    Well, when you are trying to sell something ordinary like that car, you have to do something unique to separate yourself from the crowd. Mission accomplished I'd say.
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    sweet add I still would not buy that car ......Well for that price

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    I wonder if he's throwing in the rust for free?

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    And yes they really broke through the glass tube!

    LOL funny shit. Nbaker00 you should hire this guy as a salesman.

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    lol
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    shit I might buy it just for making me laugh

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    i fking LOL'd

    what a golden AD
    How can you trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die?


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    LOL very inventive. A true pioneer.
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