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    gotta love the friday emails flying around the office... I lol'd

    Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during
    the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
    1. Weightlifting commentator: This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
    snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

    2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
    personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

    3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
    father.

    4. Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
    boxing, but none of them really that serious.

    5. Softball announcer: If history repeats itself, I should think we can
    expect the same thing again.

    6. Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.
    In fact you can see it all over their faces.

    7. At the rowing medal ceremony: Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
    president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

    8. Soccer commentator: Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
    eleven Dicks on the field.

    9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
    before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
    my God, what have I just said?

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    ahahha the horse one is brilliant

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    lol

    the last one is awesome.
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    those are good

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    LOL

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    Default Re: Best Olympics quotes so far!

    Originally posted by hadookin
    9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
    before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
    my God, what have I just said?
    What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
    "It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."
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    If you were straight I'd eat you like a BLT sandwich with extra Bacon. And I fucking LOVE bacon.

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    hahahha

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    haha good post
    Originally posted by TorqueDog
    The first words in the article were "Tiffany Lukian loves Kia Rios" and my immediate thoughts were "There's her fucking problem".

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    LOL @ number 3 haha

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    Nice
    In reference to Rob Anders:
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    Hes not really that bad...

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    I swear I heard these before the Beijing Olympics.
    War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

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    Hahaha
    Go Flames!

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    HAHA awesome

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