Thanks for cutting me off in traffic while I was going 90 in the middle lane. Your bad ass no-signal lane change was sweet. Especially within a foot of the front of my car. I don't know if you were showing off to your boyfriend in the front seat, or you just wanted to see how TITE your mom's Alero was handling... but man on man, I haven't seen driving like that since Paul Walker driving backwards in his EVO on TFATF2.
Seriously... get a fucking life. I almost wish you would've hit me so your parents would've had to bail you out and I could've laughed my ass off while you cried on the side of the street. Oh and your badass staredown after you cut me off? Hilarious. A dead chihuahua is more frightening than you.
Your dad should've pulled out or shaken you as a baby motherfucker.