King of the Castle - Freestyle Rascal

[ABteg00]

Ladies and Gentalmen...

Who am i kidding, Gentelman;

This is the official Beyond Freestyle rap battle thread!

The rules are simple, It is a king of the castle style battle thread. The king of the castle will be me to start. If you would like to be the king of the castle you have to challenge me to a online freestyle battle. The king of the castle CANNOT refuse any battle. Only one person may challenge the king at one time. Conduct must be kept CLEAN and comply with the code of conduct that beyond prides its self upon.

The winner will be decided upon the first THREE replies after the battle has taken place. The first three may vote for who they felt performed best.

Please keep this on track, useless comments are not needed cough canmorite cough

Lets get it started with the first challenger!

[Toms-SC]

out

[sxtothe240]

You think you're an ace....
but all i do is put my hand on my face

[forced14]

Bawitdabaw dabagdabadiggtdiggydiggy set da boogie upchuck da boogie!!!

[prae]

Originally posted by sxtothe240
You think you're an ace....
but all i do is put my hand on my face

MC prae is on the case,
a bunch of shy motherfuckers all up in this place...

[msommers]

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school,
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

[Clever]

Originally posted by msommers
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school,
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared


Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Full version, werd to the big berd! peace out home slice!

[jonnycat]

You smell like poo
through and through

your keyboard skills suck
like my secretary's that I'd like to fuck

You spelled Gentleman wrong
'cause your life revolves around the bong

You spend all day on match dot com
while trying to not get busted by your mom

cause then she'd find out the last e-sex she had
was with her son, who's downstaris beating off like mad.

[sillysod]

Women are stupid and I don’t respect them,
That’s right, I just have sex with them.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
I’d rather see your titties.
Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
I’d much rather see your titties.

I can’t have sex with your personality,
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?

It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…

And show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
Wondering why you’re not naked.
Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
Still wondering why you’re not naked.

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.

Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
Women are only good for three things,
cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.

Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
with a lot of girls.

[ABteg00]

Originally posted by jonnycat
You smell like poo
through and through

your keyboard skills suck
like my secretary's that I'd like to fuck

You spelled Gentleman wrong
'cause your life revolves around the bong

You spend all day on match dot com
while trying to not get busted by your mom

cause then she'd find out the last e-sex she had
was with her son, who's downstaris beating off like mad.

Jonnycat my first real challenger,
His life's ambition is burger king manager.
this he will never achieve..
how i know? i just asked jeeve.
with ur aviator trying to scare away thieves,
only if it worked on the lobster clay g's
I got your mom on your knees.
begging me please..

I just destroyed you will such ease.
Next challenger lay of on the trees.

[Eleanor]

Originally posted by ABteg00
useless comments are not needed

Isn't that what rap is though?

[kerry]

I win.

[Canmorite]

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Repeat Chorus)

Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
(Last four lines repeat)

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
(Chorus times three)

[Supa Dexta]

confusion, confusion is how this thread has started
delusion, delusion within how your head is charted
step it up step it up, with the flow from your lung
rep it up rep it up sniff the blow while your young

grab the flow from your head write it down on the page
stab your ho on the bed like these nerds on a rage

speakin of rage, whens that whore man spittin'
freakin bruth(sp?) gage pens rhymes more than fittin

so here now you have it, the whitey from scotia
flow near my level and be sure that I'll roast ya

[ABteg00]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
confusion, confusion is how this thread has started
delusion, delusion within how your head is charted
step it up step it up, with the flow from your lung
rep it up rep it up sniff the blow while your young

grab the flow from your head write it down on the page
stab your ho on the bed like these nerds on a rage

speakin of rage, whens that whore man spittin'
freakin bruth(sp?) gage pens rhymes more than fittin

so here now you have it, the whitey from scotia
flow near my level and be sure that I'll roast ya

Next challenger is from the maritimes
and is def not short of rhymes.
I do admit i liked your last verse,
but who doesn't wanna see great big sea in a hearse..

They are what nova scotia is known for
more embarrassing then kobe being beat by a drunk whore.

I know you are not all that bad
but i hope nova scotian music is just a fad
like over used quotes from supper bad

Even tho you rhyme like mclovin
ur freestyle career is shorter than ice in the oven.
I know you already have mclovins vest,
so Evans cum doesn't get on your chest.

Because he is the one you idolize
he is the man of your dreams i can see it in your eyes.
he is in your thoughts when ur sexing apple pies.

Last night I saw nick and Norah's infinite play list..
but ill stop with the movies cuz u get the jist.

Now its time for me to end this quick
like jack jumping over a candle stick
cuz my computer screen is starting to make me sick.

So nice rhymes and thanks for coming out
but with ur noofie accent i don't know what the fuck your talking about.

[Supa Dexta]

wat

[InLoveWitRSX]

fail

[ABteg00]

win ftw 4ever fgt

[Canmorite]

I can't believe I hang out with ABteg00