Oh my god, my gym does have douches!

[403Gemini]

So I've been going to the gym for the last month now, and it's always been around 9pm-10pm just because my life is way to busy otherwise. Perfect time to go. Only like 10-12 people at the whole gym, its quiet, machines are always open and its the "usual crowd" so everybody nods and smiles to one another.

Well im leaving for Disneyland tommorow and needd to get some packing done so I decided to go a bit earlier, and went at 7:00 pm. I expected the gym to be busier, but nothing too much out of the ordinary.

Boy was I wrong.

I get there and im doing my 10 minutes of cardio and I look over at where the equipment was and there is literally a crew of 10-12 douchebags, wearing their gangsta hoodies , hads on sideways with a flat brim and board shorts grunting as they get their sweat on doing 20 lbs on the machines.

It was honestly like watching a guido version of city of calgary employees (no offense to city of calgary employees ) one was using the machine at a time and the rest stood around talking or grabbing their "muscles" to see how ripped they are. Well after my 10 minutes i began to do the circuit (I do circuit training mondays to warm up for the week and thursday to cooldown, upper body tuesdays, lower body wednesdays, take a break friday and then hour of cardio saturday and sundays.... but my workout routine is for another thread :p ). So I got through the first 4 machiens on the circuit (9 machines total) until i got stuck behind these butt monkeys. So I skip onto the 6th machine and i guess their last homie was just finishing up and they had to wait on me to finish on machine #6. Man they bitched like little girls to one another, none of them man enough to say to me directly how im "slowing them down" Well needless to say i finished on 6, went to 7,8,9 then back to 5 and when i finished on 5 they were still working on 6.

I just cant stand douche bags like this who goto the gym. The gym isnt a "lets go and hang out and act all hard core up in hur!" place, its where people go to get fit. Sorry for the rant , but all i could do was just shake my head and the stupidity of these kids.

[Isaiah]

Jagerbomb? Don't talk to them chief, they're in the zone.

[prae]

tell me about it. I hit the circuit at the crowfoot YMCA and I think I must be the only guy who does... I spend the majority of my time dodging assholes sitting around on the circuit

[tobslau]

Lol
If there is one thing that ruins a workout, its douchebags wasting time on a bench you need to use

[em2ab]

What's a circuit?

[treg50]

Originally posted by em2ab
What's a circuit?

I lol'd. In this case it's a series of working out stations sometimes around a track.

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by tobslau
Lol
If there is one thing that ruins a workout, its douchebags wasting time on a bench you need to use

I just dont understand why they couldnt have spread out and worked on different machines in smaller groups. Guess they needed a circle jerk to feel like they were accomplishing anything.

Originally posted by em2ab
What's a circuit?

Each gym uses different machines i think, basically 9-10 machines that target all muscles. Its really like a generic exercise you can complete in about 30 min or so. Like i said its my warm up for the beginning of the week and my cooldown at the end.

[cityhunter2501]

Originally posted by em2ab
What's a circuit?

basically its a number of machine/exercise that you do in succession.
usually 1-2minutes on each and 30s-1min break from one another.

[Boosted Gtir]

Guido lyfe fa eva!! Yeahhhh Boooiii

[buh_buh]

I think these douches are prevalent in every gym. Don't be discouraged by society.

[Super_Geo]

Originally posted by em2ab
What's a circuit?

Wha? You never heard of the NIRA circuit? 403Gem's been training dawg... he's gonna go legit.

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Super_Geo


Wha? You never heard of the NIRA circuit? 403Gem's been training dawg... he's gonna go legit.

[kutt3r]

Please tell me they were wearing Tap Out gear.... that is the only thing that could make this story better...
don't sweats in da gears...

[Dumbass17]

haha ^^^
that's like when you see guys that have NO muscles wearing tapout or affliction gear

[Mibz]

Was this at WHC in Midnapore? Going on a Monday/Tuesday between 4-7 is a recipe for douchiness.

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by Mibz
Was this at WHC in Midnapore? Going on a Monday/Tuesday between 4-7 is a recipe for douchiness.

Goodlife Fitness, Canyon Meadows.

[Graham_A_M]

^ You should try Fitzone, right off of Barlow and Deerfoot. Right beside the Deerfoot inn and casino. No Douches there I find. Everybody is pretty damn good. No waiting for machines or free weights for the most part.
But yeah I agree, I used to go down to the Shawnessy YMCA, until it was overrun by douches.

[Darkane]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
I used to go down to the Shawnessy YMCA, until it was overrun by douches.

lol. QFT.

Although I don't give a shit if they're grunting and posing in the mirror as long as they don't use THE FUCKING POWER RACK FOR CURLS!

/rant

[snoop101]

When I was reading the title I thought you were talking about those toilets they have in Europe that shoot water up so girls can clean there pink parts.

[Darkane]

Originally posted by snoop101
When I was reading the title I thought you were talking about those toilets they have in Europe that shoot water up so girls can clean there pink parts.

I don't think a beday is the same as a douche lol.