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    A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
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    >They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
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    >"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
    >The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
    >Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
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    >This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.
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    >When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
    >laughing his head off.
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    >Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
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    >The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".


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    Ohh shit... I would do that lol

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    haha, got any more?

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    Originally posted by Talies R
    haha, got any more?

    In time my friend, in time.

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    Originally posted by Sky
    The guy calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again".

    Hahahaha
    "All these years I thought it was power that brought responsibility. It's not. I was wrong. It's responsibility that brings power. It's knowing what needs to be done that brings strength. And courage." - Peter Parker, Earth X

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    that was good!!!
    Originally posted by Mibz
    She's already exhibiting signs of turning into my Mom, I need some sort of legal recourse if a full-blown transformation occurs.

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    any more??

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    ahahahaahaha lmao

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    hahhaahha OWNED
    lmao

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    HAHAHAAHAHA!!!! GOOD ONE!

    totally owned!

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    haha
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    Funny......
    thought you might enjoy this one

    There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
    Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.

    "Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!!!

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    Originally posted by Ladiistar
    Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!!!

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    hahahahahaha, thats a good one Ladiistar
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    Funny funny
    Auhh I needed that...

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    A Redheaded mom walks in to her daughter's room...

    A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room, finds a beer bottle and says, "I never knew my daughter drank!"

    A Brunette walks into her daughter's room, finds a pack of cigarettes and says, "I never knew my daughter smoked!"

    A Blond mom walks into her daughter's room and finds a condom.

    She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"

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    Originally posted by DUBBED
    She says, "I never knew my daughter had a penis!"
    good one

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