Mental Health Section

**CUG** · 12-09-2008, 03:41 PM

Feeling suicidal?
Want to mass-murder... people
Unsure if you're psychotic?
Angry that your political party isn't in control?
Have an excessive masturbation problem?
etc.

It would be awesome. You can thank me when your google hits fucking DOUBLE.

**Wildcat** · 12-09-2008, 03:42 PM

It's called "Ask Leo"

**kenny** · 12-09-2008, 03:55 PM

Your post reminded me of those ads that have been running on the side of the trains...

Depressed?... 1-800-SUICIDE

WTF? What if people are just depressed but aren't suicidal? Is the ad encouraging people to off themselves?

**ExtraSlow** · 12-09-2008, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by CUG
Feeling suicidal? yes
Want to mass-murder... people yes
Unsure if you're psychotic? yes
Angry that your political party isn't in control? yes
Have an excessive masturbation problem? yes
etc.

It would be awesome. You can thank me when your google hits fucking DOUBLE.

wait, were those retorical questions?

**QuasarCav** · 12-09-2008, 03:56 PM

When is masturbation considered excessive?

**buh_buh** · 12-09-2008, 04:03 PM

would it really be worth it for all the emo kids to start infiltrating the forum?

**JRSC00LUDE** · 12-09-2008, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by QuasarCav
When is masturbation considered excessive?

When you have to get your mom to take over because you have developed carpal tunnel problems.

**01RedDX** · 12-09-2008, 05:22 PM

**JRSC00LUDE** · 12-09-2008, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by 01RedDX

Dammit, do you just lurk and stalk these kinds of questions specifically? Always jumping in before I get a chance to be witty.

If we were to always leave it up to you, we'd all be stuck reading such witty retorts as:

Originally posted by 01RedDX
Where are 89coupe and I supposed to hang out now.

Sorry son, don't shoot the messenger.

**01RedDX** · 12-09-2008, 07:23 PM

**The_Rural_Juror** · 12-09-2008, 10:10 PM

Toma doesn't get asked. Toma tells you what he thinks.

**finboy** · 12-09-2008, 11:39 PM

i still think toma should moderate the political section

**CausalInfluence** · 12-10-2008, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
Toma doesn't get asked. Toma tells you what [to think].

this

**Eleanor** · 12-10-2008, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by finboy
i still think toma should moderate the political section

The number of members on this board would decline rapidly

**The_Rural_Juror** · 12-10-2008, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by CausalInfluence

this

Are you telling me what to think?

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