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    More orgasms for women with wealthy partners
    NBR staff | Monday January 19 2009 - 05:10pm
    Women receive more pleasure from making love to a man with a bigger bank balance, according to a new UK study that argues the richer he is, the more often she orgasms.

    Newcastle University psychologist Dr Thomas Pollet said to the Times Online that “Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner.”

    Dr Pollet believes that the results suggest, from an evolutionary psychology perspective, that women have strong genetic programming to be gold diggers that drives them to select mates based on their perceived quality.

    Evolutionary psychology theory suggests men and women’s behaviour is learned and encoded from ancient times, with an emphasis on Darwinian selection at the gene level in order to ensure species survival - as Richard Dawkins further argued in The Selfish Gene.

    Scientists find the female orgasm fascinating for many reasons, but particularly because it serves no reproductive purpose; women can become pregnant whether they orgasm or not.

    However, Dr Pollet and his co-author Professor Daniel Nettle believe female orgasm is an evolutionary adaptation that drives women to select high-quality partners.

    The two men tested their hypothesis using data from 5,000 Chinese people, and found that while many there were many factors at play in how many orgasms a woman was given by her partner, money was one of the main ones.

    “Increasing partner income had a highly positive effect on women’s self-reported frequency of orgasm. More desirable mates cause women to experience more orgasms”, said Dr Pollet to the Times Online.

    Research in America and Germany has confirmed that body symmetry and attractiveness are also linked with orgasm frequency – but money seems even more important.

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    yeah simple terms.. shes thinking of the shit she can go buy the next day not the sex... thats why...

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    only reason shes with the guy is for the cash

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    Is there ever any good news for poor guys?
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    Originally posted by r3cc0s
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    Their are lots of pretty girls that are poorer than said poor guys?

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    I had no idea I was rich. My bank account claims otherwise for some reason....

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    Maybe his dick ejaculates money.
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    Originally posted by Canmorite
    Maybe his dick ejaculates money.
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    Possibly made of chocolate as well?

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    Uhhh.. I don't know about this one. I'm cashflow broke most of the time, was railing a girl who used to be married to some rich guy.. she described otherwise.

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    I was part of the research team.

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    Maybe the guys who have more money are just more successful at life in general.
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    Maybe, or they get with sluts who fake it, so the guys won't get rid of them, and continue to drop dollars on them,,



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    Bullshit
    The he submited his research to the times. Needless to say, the objectivity of this research seems at first glance to be absent.

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    yea, i m sure the coins in his pockets are stimulating her clitrious.. stupid post

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    They're just gold diggers - period. Maybe hookers orgasm even more because the money is right there?

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    Originally posted by Meback
    yea, i m sure the coins in his pockets are stimulating her clitrious.. stupid post

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    Originally posted by bawlls
    Bullshit
    The he submited his research to the times. Needless to say, the objectivity of this research seems at first glance to be absent.
    How so?

    Makes sense to me, especially given that those were all Chinese women he surveyed!
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    While rich guys give their women more orgasm, poor guys actually get more sex... well, those who have partners atleast.

    Why?

    Rich guys are usually too busy making money and not a lot of time for anything else like time with their spouse. Poor guys on the other hand have way too much time with their spouse.

    Maybe this does not apply to the North American way of living, but if you were from or have been to a third world country, you'll notice that rich couples have very few children while, poor couples have a Lot.

    Which brings me to my original point... that the rich guys thinks a lot and does a lot of things to get richer while the poor guys don't think much and don't do much at all, thus giving him more time to have sex with his partner.

    To sum it up: Rich guys have trouble having time for pussy. Poor guys... well. They fuck just to keep their minds off of eating.

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    Originally posted by Locotoy
    Maybe this does not apply to the North American way of living, but if you were from or have been to a third world country, you'll notice that rich couples have very few children while, poor couples have a Lot.
    I always thought the reason there's excess children in a family was because the parents were either Catholic or were just too poor/uneducated to use birth control.

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    Originally posted by Amysicle
    I always thought the reason there's excess children in a family was because the parents were either Catholic or were just too poor/uneducated to use birth control.
    Well there's that too, but I don't think being Catholic has a lot to do with it. In any case, Poor Guys (with partners) get more action while Rich Guys give more orgasm to their partners.

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