Post your craziest prank

[Kona9]

Ok, I am so flippin bored at work today. I have only 2 bikes left to sell, the police scared all the crackheads and daytime 5 dollar hookers away, so now I can't even laugh at anything. so as the title sais.............post your funniest craziest prank, or even just some funny shit you used to get in as a pre-teen. I am pretty damn sure there aren't many on here.

[Ajay]

We did this just this weekend....wasn't my craziest prank but a fun one!

We wanted to make one of my friends turn his windshield wipers on. Why you ask? Cause we shalacked a bunch of vaseline on his wipers.

So we took a blob of hand cream and dropped it right in front of his field of view so he would have to turn on his windshield washers. Needless to say.....when he turned on his wipers his entire windshield got coated in vaseline! Was a good laugh!

[DUBBED]

haha one of my bosses at work is kinda touchy feely around all the girls...

so one day me and one of the other pros got a friend to call the pro shop and pretend he was a police officer and was calling to question him about a sexual assault compaint that one of the girls had "filed" with him... it was fucking hilarious seeing the look on his face when he was on the phone with the "cop"...

[Super_Geo]

I once called the operator from a payphone and hung up on her.

[Kona9]

Brutal dubbed, I bet he will think twice before the next ass grab. So Ajay how long to clean a windshield covered in weenerlube? hahahaha sorry Super geo you are the craziest guy here I bet.

[rage2]

I've installed a video camera system in my office and busted someone jacking off...

That person's a beyond member, so I doubt he'll respond haha!

[B17a]

Originally posted by Super_Geo
I once called the operator from a payphone and hung up on her.

You very bad man!

[Kona9]

RAGE2 WTF are you serious. I'm sure that person on here is pretty F'in embarassed. or dothey know you busted them? hahaha

[Hakkola]

Originally posted by rage2
I've installed a video camera system in my office and busted someone jacking off...

That person's a beyond member, so I doubt he'll respond haha!

gage would be my first guess horny lil' bastard that he is. Funny story rage.

Wouldn't call it a prank but my sis was sleeping on my couch in the basement and her friend was sleeping there too. I just came home from clubbing with my friend and I have a home theater system and happened to have brought one of my cds in with me from in the car. It was about 2 am and I put it on the roots - break you off, that opens with the bass dropping big time, turn up the volume and watch the mayhem. The look on their faces I will never forget, my sis just shot up eyes wide open, she must have thought the house blew up.

[Kona9]

nice Hakkola, you mean bastard, did you atleast offer to console your sisters friend in your bedroom to "HELP HER SLEEP?" hahaha

[ryder_23]

^
that would be the first thing on my list of things to do

[Hakkola]

LOL, they're in grade 10, so I think I'm gonna keep my hands away for now...

Most of her friends look like they're 18 though, must be something in the water...

[-APEX-]

a party a few weeks ago at my friends house in edmonton and anyways i passed out and he thought it would be funny to shave my eyebrows well needless to say he did and after i woke up and i noticed i was a bit pissed so i decided to get him back good first of all i took his suzuki katana and i jus moved it around the block into one of his other friends place and then while he was in a nice deep sleep on the floor i got a pair of sissors and i cut the up the of his pant and shirt so when he gets up he was pissed about that but when he foud out his bike was stolen from the party god is face was white and he was so scared and then his buddy called him up and told him it was at his place he was pretty pissed hehehe

[Kona9]

Trust me I know what you mean Hakkola. There is some school by my work (st marys I think) when some of the girls walk by after school, I feel like I got completely shafted when I was in school. Most girls back then couldn't figure out whether to wear a training bra, or apply bug bite ointment. NOW...........shit it has to be the water or the meat we eat. Just keep reminding yourself 16 will get ya 10. hahaha

[Wildcat]

I used to do a few pranks back when i used to work at the golf course... i dont know how it started but it eventually turned into a war, haha.. good times

i think it started when one of the assistant pros pissed me off by making me drive his layzay ass out to the far parking lot in a golf cart and he wouldnt even give me a lipper of copenhagen.. they he told me to take his clubs back and clean them.. i was choked. soo.... hahha

i got his clubs, turned them upside down in his bag, taped all the grips together over and over again with packing tape like 1000x then i taped them to the bag another 1000x. To top it off i covered the whole thing with industrial armor-all until it was soaked.... haha poor fucker missed his tee time the next morning...haha man i heard he was livid, good thing i wasent working that day..hehe

moral of the story: dont fuck with the backshop boys!

[Kona9]

has anyone actually pulled off the " light a paper bag full of dogshit on fire, place it on a doorstep, ring the bell, run and watch" trick?

[Davan]

In university, one of my roomates went home for a holiday. I don't remember if it was christmas or reading week or whatever. Our bedrooms had separate climate controls, so me and the other roomates cracked raw eggs into a container, slid it under his bed, cranked the heat, and closed the door for the weekend.

It was pretty ripe by the time he got back from holidays.

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by Davan
In university, one of my roomates went home for a holiday. I don't remember if it was christmas or reading week or whatever. Our bedrooms had separate climate controls, so me and the other roomates cracked raw eggs into a container, slid it under his bed, cranked the heat, and closed the door for the weekend.

It was pretty ripe by the time he got back from holidays.

LOL burnage..

[Kona9]

SIIIIIIICK but funny as hell.

[ryder_23]

Originally posted by Wildcat


moral of the story: dont fuck with the backshop boys!

i did one the other day, where same situation somewhat of u, assist pro, told me to clean his clubs, and a bunch of other shit, so i took off all his grips, and poor'd alot of varsol down them. He tee'd off in 20 minutes, first tee, hard swing, club flew about 100yrds, and i was just bawling...to this day he still hasnt figured out who did that.