"Yeah I think its a PPTP" - Me.
"WTF did you just call me?" - Native guy
"Uh, nothing sorry. Maybe its IP-suck" - Me
"%^%$&$%# you" - Native guy.
"What about Hell to tee-pee (L2TP)"
Just, just avoided a right cross before I had to run like the wind. Its all good though - it was an honest mistake that we laughed about much later.