Jack Bauer vs Jason Bourne

[Shunsui]

Okay me and the guys were having a big argument last night on who's the most lethal(like deadliest, scariest, you wouldn't want to fuck with, Gangsta) character. I was outnumbered probably because I was the only one who watched the show...but I strongly believe that Jack Fuckin Bauer is more dangerous that Jason Bourne. Im not trying to win anyone over I just want people who've watched the show and movie to compare the two.
Thanks

Jason Bourne:

Jack Bauer:

[xLostx]

Bourne...he's a programmed killing machine.

[dj_rice]

Imma go with Bourne


But if you threw Chuck Norris in the mix, then its game over

[Shunsui]

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck did Jason Bourne do in his life?

[xLostx]

Different position, that's Bauers job. Bourne was just trying to find out who he was, not save the world as his job. If he did have Bauers job then he probably would have saved the world 100 times over and had several million insane fights resulting in broken bones and snapped necks, alongside with killing thousands upon thousands. True story.

[Shunsui]

But dude think of it like this too...Bourne has no scary presence, he's like a "sleeper", Bauer on the other hand, you know when he's walking towards you that you will eventually give him what he wants even if you don't know it!

[cityhunter2501]

whos jack bauer?

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by Shunsui
But dude think of it like this too...Bourne has no scary presence, he's like a "sleeper", Bauer on the other hand, you know when he's walking towards you that you will eventually give him what he wants even if you don't know it!

How is Bourne not scary, Jack Bauer you will see coming towards you, Bourne is like a fucking ninja, all the sudden hes behind you with a choke hold on you

[DJ Lazy]

Bourne FTW...

[Shunsui]

Originally posted by cityhunter2501
whos jack bauer?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Jack+Bauer

[403Gemini]

Originally posted by dj_rice



How is Bourne not scary, Jack Bauer you will see coming towards you, Bourne is like a fucking ninja, all the sudden hes behind you with a choke hold on you

Because hes Matt Damon

[PureDeXteritY]

Jason Bourne.

Although Jack Bauer may be deadly, he still has rules to follow, although he may break the rules quite a bit. Jason Bourne however is his own man, answering to no one (well now he is anyways).

[Impreza]

Originally posted by dj_rice



How is Bourne not scary, Jack Bauer you will see coming towards you, Bourne is like a fucking ninja, all the sudden hes behind you with a choke hold on you

QFT.

[toyboy88]

Originally posted by Shunsui
But dude think of it like this too...Bourne has no scary presence, he's like a "sleeper", Bauer on the other hand, you know when he's walking towards you that you will eventually give him what he wants even if you don't know it!

Originally posted by dj_rice


How is Bourne not scary, Jack Bauer you will see coming towards you, Bourne is like a fucking ninja, all the sudden hes behind you with a choke hold on you

+1 Bourne.

[Shunsui]

Originally posted by dj_rice



How is Bourne not scary, Jack Bauer you will see coming towards you, Bourne is like a fucking ninja, all the sudden hes behind you with a choke hold on you

Samurais are scarier than Ninjas, Jack Bauer is the modern day white Samurai. Jack Bauer answers to no one...even the President can't control Jack, can Jason Bourne go into the white house and interrogate the President of United States and just walk out the front door, and don't even say Jack Bauer needs backup, look at what happened to his past partners, that big black guy forgot his name, that white guy that dated Kim Bauer, and Tony. When you hear Jack Bauer call Backup, he doesn't mean bring men here now, He means BACK THE FUCK UP!

[dj_rice]

Originally posted by Shunsui


Samurais are scarier than Ninjas, Jack Bauer is the modern day white Samurai. Jack Bauer answers to no one...even the President can't control Jack, can Jason Bourne go into the white house and interrogate the President of United States and just walk out the front door, and don't even say Jack Bauer needs backup, look at what happened to his past partners, that big black guy forgot his name, that white guy that dated Kim Bauer, and Tony. When you hear Jack Bauer call Backup, he doesn't mean bring men here now, He means BACK THE FUCK UP!

Still doesn`t prove anything, Jack Bauer is a trained Counter Terrorist Agent, Jason Bourne is a trained assasin, end of story, all your proving is Jack Bauer is more meaner and louder, nothing to do with more lethal

[n1zm0]

Bourne, i've only watched 2 or 3 '24' episodes and he seems to just yell alot, maybe i was just watching the boring parts tho.



classic

[prudzzz]

Baure, it is not even a question.

I would have though bourne, but recently i started watching 24. I started from season 1 and now am on season 5. Jack baure is a killing, torturing, ethics machine!

[prudzzz]

Originally posted by Shunsui

When you hear Jack Bauer call Backup, he doesn't mean bring men here now, He means BACK THE FUCK UP!

Nah, he always shouts it. He is telling the terrorists that they better be calling their back up.

[Shunsui]

Originally posted by prudzzz
Baure, it is not even a question.

I would have though bourne, but recently i started watching 24. I started from season 1 and now am on season 5. Jack baure is a killing, torturing, ethics machine!

+1

Woah Dj_Rice get your facts straight, he was not just a trained CTU agent...He was trained in the US Army Delta, the LAPD(Street Cred YO), SWAT(FUCK A STREET, AVENUE CRED YO), and wait for it....the CIA, and then finally trained as CTU Agent. Jason Bourne is dead, this one you see in the movies is actually just a swagger JACKer.