Omegle

[birchy]

Holy long..ness!

You: what if I don't want to say hi?
Stranger: say hey instead?
You: meh
Stranger: or howdy
Stranger: i don't know
You: right
You: i like cake
Stranger: you must be from uk
You: no.. my teeth are just fine
Stranger: oh, where you from then
You: as far back as I can remember... a hospital.
Stranger: any specific geography?
You: north america
You: you?
Stranger: ain't too specific buckaroo, but itll do
Stranger: texas
You: what's a buckaroo?
You: is that a cross between a dollar and a kangaroo?
You: or a cheap kangaroo maybe?
Stranger: no. its a douche
Stranger: jk
Stranger: its what texans say i guess
You: are you all as dumb as George Bush was?
Stranger: no, i got a better SAT than him
You: well that's good
Stranger: sure is
Stranger: do you go to college
You: I don't
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how old are you?
You: not for awhile
You: 83
Stranger: grandpa
You: yeah.. pretty awesome on the comp for an old douche
Stranger: you must have erectile dysfunction now
You: I do.. took some viagra, but got caught in my throat and I had a stiff neck for 2 days
Stranger: you should sue pfizer than
Stranger: courts love old people
You: why's that?
Stranger: because they feel sorry for them have erectile dysfunction
You: interesting..
Stranger: so how often do you have sex gramps?
You: maybe I should sue Omegle for letting idiot's chat too much?
Stranger: yeah, that'd work too---lots of money there
You: only 3 or 4 times a day.. not as much as when I was a young buckaroo
You: how bout you?
Stranger: shit old man, i get that much a month
You: so you're married then..
Stranger: are these ladies the same every time or different?
Stranger: no, i got a gf
You: oh snap! grampa made a joke
Stranger: man witty and sexually active
Stranger: what a man
You: should I send her a note to let her know you're talking to old men on the internet about erectile dysfunction?
Stranger: sure, she'll probably get off to that more than she does seeing me naked
You: did being from ol' George's state zap all your self esteem or what?
You: your gf is that easy?
Stranger: no. the humidity reduces certain areas of our body
You: ah.. shrinkage
You: try being 83
You: damn thing is only 5 inches limp now!
Stranger: 5 inches?!? fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, i thought i was alright with 4.5
You: did you just say F U to a grampa? show some respect son!
Stranger: we can have a threesome sometime with my gf, so you can show me your moves
Stranger: sorry gramps.
Stranger: or should I say SORRY GRAMPS cause of your hearing and all
You: back in my day we used to shoot fags..
You: and noone cared
Stranger: yeah, now you're shooting blanks
You: your mom didn't seem to care.. she said something like "if only my husband would've shot blanks before.."
You: I think you disappoint her
Stranger: that aint cool man. i'm about to call the old people house and get your ass back there
You: seniors home you mean?
Stranger: guess you've been there before
You: kids haven't put me in there yet.. I actually like them
Stranger: how many kids you got old man
Stranger: and how many are on alimony?
You: 13.. well, 14.. but the last one is a punk that lives in texas last I heard..
You: who disrespects old people
Stranger: IS THIS FATHER?
You: i sure hope not
You: my son would satisfy his woman
Stranger: damn, i've been looking a long time
Stranger: dude name all your 14 kids
Stranger: i bet you can't even remember that much
Stranger: old man
You: matthew, jessie, mary, sue, jane, brian, david, sally, sarah, steve, fred, willy, george, and betty
Stranger: shit stranger. kudos to you.
Stranger: now what's the capital of east timour
You: you have a great night now.. remember.. no more voting republican
Stranger: i voted for romney
Stranger: pfft
You: later! lolz
Stranger: bye

[chkolny541]

Originally posted by birchy
Holy long..ness!

You: what if I don't want to say hi?
Stranger: say hey instead?
You: meh
Stranger: or howdy
Stranger: i don't know
You: right
You: i like cake
Stranger: you must be from uk
You: no.. my teeth are just fine
Stranger: oh, where you from then
You: as far back as I can remember... a hospital.
Stranger: any specific geography?
You: north america
You: you?
Stranger: ain't too specific buckaroo, but itll do
Stranger: texas
You: what's a buckaroo?
You: is that a cross between a dollar and a kangaroo?
You: or a cheap kangaroo maybe?
Stranger: no. its a douche
Stranger: jk
Stranger: its what texans say i guess
You: are you all as dumb as George Bush was?
Stranger: no, i got a better SAT than him
You: well that's good
Stranger: sure is
Stranger: do you go to college
You: I don't
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how old are you?
You: not for awhile
You: 83
Stranger: grandpa
You: yeah.. pretty awesome on the comp for an old douche
Stranger: you must have erectile dysfunction now
You: I do.. took some viagra, but got caught in my throat and I had a stiff neck for 2 days
Stranger: you should sue pfizer than
Stranger: courts love old people
You: why's that?
Stranger: because they feel sorry for them have erectile dysfunction
You: interesting..
Stranger: so how often do you have sex gramps?
You: maybe I should sue Omegle for letting idiot's chat too much?
Stranger: yeah, that'd work too---lots of money there
You: only 3 or 4 times a day.. not as much as when I was a young buckaroo
You: how bout you?
Stranger: shit old man, i get that much a month
You: so you're married then..
Stranger: are these ladies the same every time or different?
Stranger: no, i got a gf
You: oh snap! grampa made a joke
Stranger: man witty and sexually active
Stranger: what a man
You: should I send her a note to let her know you're talking to old men on the internet about erectile dysfunction?
Stranger: sure, she'll probably get off to that more than she does seeing me naked
You: did being from ol' George's state zap all your self esteem or what?
You: your gf is that easy?
Stranger: no. the humidity reduces certain areas of our body
You: ah.. shrinkage
You: try being 83
You: damn thing is only 5 inches limp now!
Stranger: 5 inches?!? fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, i thought i was alright with 4.5
You: did you just say F U to a grampa? show some respect son!
Stranger: we can have a threesome sometime with my gf, so you can show me your moves
Stranger: sorry gramps.
Stranger: or should I say SORRY GRAMPS cause of your hearing and all
You: back in my day we used to shoot fags..
You: and noone cared
Stranger: yeah, now you're shooting blanks
You: your mom didn't seem to care.. she said something like "if only my husband would've shot blanks before.."
You: I think you disappoint her
Stranger: that aint cool man. i'm about to call the old people house and get your ass back there
You: seniors home you mean?
Stranger: guess you've been there before
You: kids haven't put me in there yet.. I actually like them
Stranger: how many kids you got old man
Stranger: and how many are on alimony?
You: 13.. well, 14.. but the last one is a punk that lives in texas last I heard..
You: who disrespects old people
Stranger: IS THIS FATHER?
You: i sure hope not
You: my son would satisfy his woman
Stranger: damn, i've been looking a long time
Stranger: dude name all your 14 kids
Stranger: i bet you can't even remember that much
Stranger: old man
You: matthew, jessie, mary, sue, jane, brian, david, sally, sarah, steve, fred, willy, george, and betty
Stranger: shit stranger. kudos to you.
Stranger: now what's the capital of east timour
You: you have a great night now.. remember.. no more voting republican
Stranger: i voted for romney
Stranger: pfft
You: later! lolz
Stranger: bye

why did you post like a 5 page convo, only thing more annoying then that is a jerk who quotes a 5 page convo

[TorqueDog]

You: DAS IST NICHT EIN FRETTCHEN
Stranger: Nazi
Stranger: Reported.
You: Oopsie!
You: Whoa wait, I just noticed something.
You: You *can't* report anyone on this. There's no report button.
Stranger: My erection?
Stranger: I can report my semen onto your face.
You: Your semen fails.
Stranger: My mom gave me an A+ yesterday.
You: Don't read too much into that, I got an A+ with her yesterday too, and I had whiskey dick something fierce.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Sweetheart? Are you there?
You: Yes I am!
Stranger: Hi hun, I just wanted to let you know, that Boxxy loves you.
You: Boxxy does love me.
You: I even know that her Boxxy is shaved.
Stranger: ...Are we from the same 4chan thread?
You: /b/lackup?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: xD
You: Oh noez!
...
Stranger: Seeing as we're trolls
Stranger: we should probably stop attempting to troll eachother.
You: We should be trolling people who aren't trolls.
You: We would be far more productive that way.
Stranger: Exactly.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Fred Fred Burger out.

Stranger: Today, I was waiting for my bf from England to get here but then he got stuck in a big city and it's taking eight million years and it's really annoying and now I've been sitting on here fucking with people to pass the time.
Stranger: The end.
You: That's harsh.
You: I got a story too.
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: It better be funny.
You: It's kinda cool yeah.
You: Okay, so I was waiting for a bus, and this girl pulled up and offered me a ride. So I accepted (turns out we go to the same gym). On the way there, we get to chatting.
You: And she says "Listen, I really don't feel like working out, but I need some exercise..." and gives me this cute little wink.
You: Like I'm gonna turn down 'the wink'.
You: I grin and we go back to her place and have the most incredible rabbit-like fuck session ever. Then she excuses herself to go to the washroom.
You: After about 20 minutes, I open the washroom door. She climbed down the fire escape.
You:
You: So she ran away.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Sorry I was smoking.
Stranger: I didn't know you'd stay.
You: So yeah, that's that.
Stranger: Were you that fail?
You: I don't think so.
You: Dejected, I went down and started walking, wondering what just happened. So I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!"
Stranger: LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You: Thank you, please tip your waitress.
You have disconnected.

[BlackFyre]

Oh god I'm addicted. It's like a never-ending game of trying to out-troll. This is intense.

[410440]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: trolling
Stranger: in defense of moleskines
Stranger: they are quite awesome
Stranger: trolling?
Stranger: really?
You: is that some kind of std?
Stranger: moleskines are notebooks
Stranger: best in the whole fucking world.
You: sounds like garbage
Stranger: and why trolling?
You: cause i eat babys
Stranger: yep, you sound like luke
Stranger: this kid i know
You: i am not his son.
You: the force is with me
Stranger: always sounds like he's 5
You: i bet he gets more pussy than you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[410440]

Stranger: well it might be your lucky day]
You: whys that?
Stranger: just a statement
You: i c, yet the winky face almost seems kinky in a sense.... i hope your not a dude.
Stranger: i dont think i have ever met a dude that used a winky face
Stranger: your so cautious
Stranger: booooring
You: your booooring
You: pics or fuck off.
Stranger: my mom said not to
Stranger: im only 16
Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database
Stranger: Tracking............................................
You: that stupid statement circulates nonstop on this stupid chat.
Stranger: ok, well then suck my cock
Stranger: lol
You: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[bituerbo]

You: Hullo
Stranger: i have a boner
You: me2
Stranger: yay
You: let's play lightsabers
You: shwooomb
Stranger: yay!!!!
You: schwoooomb
Stranger: shwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooomb
You: schwoo*CLASH*
Stranger: i sliced ur cock off
Stranger: fuck u
You: You can't slice off a sabercock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[banned3x]

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[birchy]

Yeah I did!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: werd
You: you have updog on your shoe..
Stranger: what?
You: you have updog on your shoe..
Stranger: whats updog?
You: not much dude!! what's up with you?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jonel]

Originally posted by bituerbo
You: Hullo
Stranger: i have a boner
You: me2
Stranger: yay
You: let's play lightsabers
You: shwooomb
Stranger: yay!!!!
You: schwoooomb
Stranger: shwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooomb
You: schwoo*CLASH*
Stranger: i sliced ur cock off
Stranger: fuck u
You: You can't slice off a sabercock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[swak]

Stranger: what are you doing
You: to be honest im taking a shit
You: how about you
Stranger: your chatting while taking a dump
Stranger: on a laptop
Stranger: ?
You: very deep logic process there hey?
You: why yes.
You: damn your good.
Stranger: disturbing

[bball2]

[eur0]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: im really stoned and i want to hear someone's voice
Stranger: can you call me?
You: What's the easiest way to commit suicide?
Stranger: 203-962-1535
Stranger: maybe you shouldnt call me...
Stranger: haha
You: Hello! My brother hooked up with his wife through this service, i was wondering if you might be interested in a relationship.
Stranger: why yes i am actually

[Proboscis]

now with video, I weep for the future

[Merritt]

Question to discuss:
What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

Stranger 2: i would LOL hardcore

Stranger 1: lol

Question to discuss:
What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

Stranger 2: I'd think to myself 'what the fuck?'

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

Stranger 2: I WOULD FLIP A TABLE

Stranger 1: well they're married so

Stranger 2: LIKE THIS

Stranger 2: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Stranger 1: HOW ELSE WAS A BORN

Stranger 1: LIKE

Stranger 1: HELLLOO

Question to discuss:
What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

Stranger 2: I'd laugh my ass off

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

Stranger 2: pay

Stranger 1: Murder

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

Stranger 2: I roll up in my auto.

Stranger 1: That would be different, but whatever..

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

Stranger 1: ew

Stranger 1: that's like

Stranger 2: ewwww big time

Stranger 1: my dad paying to do my mom...

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

Stranger 1: loooool

Stranger 2: I'd wonder where the money comes from lol

Stranger 1: yeah'

Stranger 1: me too

Stranger 2: best question I've seen so far

Stranger 1: me too

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Supa Dexta]

that site sucks compared to before.. All it is now is creeps

ASL ASL ASL ASL ???

[Boat]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: eeeeeeeeeeee

Stranger: Hi whats good? I am 24 and Im super horny ..I have a xxx video please visit ow.ly/83aV6

You: lies

[C_Dave45]

Good god, it's the rebirth of IRC...

[Tik-Tok]

I'm not going to click that link, but I assume it's just a bunch of dick picks, considering that's all Omegle ended up being.

Edit: oh sure, delete the spammers post to make ME look like the crazy one.

[Disoblige]

I like watching Marcus Veltri, TheDooo, and lukeafk on YouTube when they are on omegle lol. Hilarious and/or amazing.