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    Holy long..ness!

    You: what if I don't want to say hi?
    Stranger: say hey instead?
    You: meh
    Stranger: or howdy
    Stranger: i don't know
    You: right
    You: i like cake
    Stranger: you must be from uk
    You: no.. my teeth are just fine
    Stranger: oh, where you from then
    You: as far back as I can remember... a hospital.
    Stranger: any specific geography?
    You: north america
    You: you?
    Stranger: ain't too specific buckaroo, but itll do
    Stranger: texas
    You: what's a buckaroo?
    You: is that a cross between a dollar and a kangaroo?
    You: or a cheap kangaroo maybe?
    Stranger: no. its a douche
    Stranger: jk
    Stranger: its what texans say i guess
    You: are you all as dumb as George Bush was?
    Stranger: no, i got a better SAT than him
    You: well that's good
    Stranger: sure is
    Stranger: do you go to college
    You: I don't
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: not for awhile
    You: 83
    Stranger: grandpa
    You: yeah.. pretty awesome on the comp for an old douche
    Stranger: you must have erectile dysfunction now
    You: I do.. took some viagra, but got caught in my throat and I had a stiff neck for 2 days
    Stranger: you should sue pfizer than
    Stranger: courts love old people
    You: why's that?
    Stranger: because they feel sorry for them have erectile dysfunction
    You: interesting..
    Stranger: so how often do you have sex gramps?
    You: maybe I should sue Omegle for letting idiot's chat too much?
    Stranger: yeah, that'd work too---lots of money there
    You: only 3 or 4 times a day.. not as much as when I was a young buckaroo
    You: how bout you?
    Stranger: shit old man, i get that much a month
    You: so you're married then..
    Stranger: are these ladies the same every time or different?
    Stranger: no, i got a gf
    You: oh snap! grampa made a joke
    Stranger: man witty and sexually active
    Stranger: what a man
    You: should I send her a note to let her know you're talking to old men on the internet about erectile dysfunction?
    Stranger: sure, she'll probably get off to that more than she does seeing me naked
    You: did being from ol' George's state zap all your self esteem or what?
    You: your gf is that easy?
    Stranger: no. the humidity reduces certain areas of our body
    You: ah.. shrinkage
    You: try being 83
    You: damn thing is only 5 inches limp now!
    Stranger: 5 inches?!? fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, i thought i was alright with 4.5
    You: did you just say F U to a grampa? show some respect son!
    Stranger: we can have a threesome sometime with my gf, so you can show me your moves
    Stranger: sorry gramps.
    Stranger: or should I say SORRY GRAMPS cause of your hearing and all
    You: back in my day we used to shoot fags..
    You: and noone cared
    Stranger: yeah, now you're shooting blanks
    You: your mom didn't seem to care.. she said something like "if only my husband would've shot blanks before.."
    You: I think you disappoint her
    Stranger: that aint cool man. i'm about to call the old people house and get your ass back there
    You: seniors home you mean?
    Stranger: guess you've been there before
    You: kids haven't put me in there yet.. I actually like them
    Stranger: how many kids you got old man
    Stranger: and how many are on alimony?
    You: 13.. well, 14.. but the last one is a punk that lives in texas last I heard..
    You: who disrespects old people
    Stranger: IS THIS FATHER?
    You: i sure hope not
    You: my son would satisfy his woman
    Stranger: damn, i've been looking a long time
    Stranger: dude name all your 14 kids
    Stranger: i bet you can't even remember that much
    Stranger: old man
    You: matthew, jessie, mary, sue, jane, brian, david, sally, sarah, steve, fred, willy, george, and betty
    Stranger: shit stranger. kudos to you.
    Stranger: now what's the capital of east timour
    You: you have a great night now.. remember.. no more voting republican
    Stranger: i voted for romney
    Stranger: pfft
    You: later! lolz
    Stranger: bye
    If a tree falls in the forest... do the bushes laugh?

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    Originally posted by birchy
    Holy long..ness!

    You: what if I don't want to say hi?
    Stranger: say hey instead?
    You: meh
    Stranger: or howdy
    Stranger: i don't know
    You: right
    You: i like cake
    Stranger: you must be from uk
    You: no.. my teeth are just fine
    Stranger: oh, where you from then
    You: as far back as I can remember... a hospital.
    Stranger: any specific geography?
    You: north america
    You: you?
    Stranger: ain't too specific buckaroo, but itll do
    Stranger: texas
    You: what's a buckaroo?
    You: is that a cross between a dollar and a kangaroo?
    You: or a cheap kangaroo maybe?
    Stranger: no. its a douche
    Stranger: jk
    Stranger: its what texans say i guess
    You: are you all as dumb as George Bush was?
    Stranger: no, i got a better SAT than him
    You: well that's good
    Stranger: sure is
    Stranger: do you go to college
    You: I don't
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: not for awhile
    You: 83
    Stranger: grandpa
    You: yeah.. pretty awesome on the comp for an old douche
    Stranger: you must have erectile dysfunction now
    You: I do.. took some viagra, but got caught in my throat and I had a stiff neck for 2 days
    Stranger: you should sue pfizer than
    Stranger: courts love old people
    You: why's that?
    Stranger: because they feel sorry for them have erectile dysfunction
    You: interesting..
    Stranger: so how often do you have sex gramps?
    You: maybe I should sue Omegle for letting idiot's chat too much?
    Stranger: yeah, that'd work too---lots of money there
    You: only 3 or 4 times a day.. not as much as when I was a young buckaroo
    You: how bout you?
    Stranger: shit old man, i get that much a month
    You: so you're married then..
    Stranger: are these ladies the same every time or different?
    Stranger: no, i got a gf
    You: oh snap! grampa made a joke
    Stranger: man witty and sexually active
    Stranger: what a man
    You: should I send her a note to let her know you're talking to old men on the internet about erectile dysfunction?
    Stranger: sure, she'll probably get off to that more than she does seeing me naked
    You: did being from ol' George's state zap all your self esteem or what?
    You: your gf is that easy?
    Stranger: no. the humidity reduces certain areas of our body
    You: ah.. shrinkage
    You: try being 83
    You: damn thing is only 5 inches limp now!
    Stranger: 5 inches?!? fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, i thought i was alright with 4.5
    You: did you just say F U to a grampa? show some respect son!
    Stranger: we can have a threesome sometime with my gf, so you can show me your moves
    Stranger: sorry gramps.
    Stranger: or should I say SORRY GRAMPS cause of your hearing and all
    You: back in my day we used to shoot fags..
    You: and noone cared
    Stranger: yeah, now you're shooting blanks
    You: your mom didn't seem to care.. she said something like "if only my husband would've shot blanks before.."
    You: I think you disappoint her
    Stranger: that aint cool man. i'm about to call the old people house and get your ass back there
    You: seniors home you mean?
    Stranger: guess you've been there before
    You: kids haven't put me in there yet.. I actually like them
    Stranger: how many kids you got old man
    Stranger: and how many are on alimony?
    You: 13.. well, 14.. but the last one is a punk that lives in texas last I heard..
    You: who disrespects old people
    Stranger: IS THIS FATHER?
    You: i sure hope not
    You: my son would satisfy his woman
    Stranger: damn, i've been looking a long time
    Stranger: dude name all your 14 kids
    Stranger: i bet you can't even remember that much
    Stranger: old man
    You: matthew, jessie, mary, sue, jane, brian, david, sally, sarah, steve, fred, willy, george, and betty
    Stranger: shit stranger. kudos to you.
    Stranger: now what's the capital of east timour
    You: you have a great night now.. remember.. no more voting republican
    Stranger: i voted for romney
    Stranger: pfft
    You: later! lolz
    Stranger: bye
    why did you post like a 5 page convo, only thing more annoying then that is a jerk who quotes a 5 page convo
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    worst part is definitely when the dudes smacking it with his dick like that inside out anus owes his dick some money.
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    You: DAS IST NICHT EIN FRETTCHEN
    Stranger: Nazi
    Stranger: Reported.
    You: Oopsie!
    You: Whoa wait, I just noticed something.
    You: You *can't* report anyone on this. There's no report button.
    Stranger: My erection?
    Stranger: I can report my semen onto your face.
    You: Your semen fails.
    Stranger: My mom gave me an A+ yesterday.
    You: Don't read too much into that, I got an A+ with her yesterday too, and I had whiskey dick something fierce.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Stranger: Sweetheart? Are you there?
    You: Yes I am!
    Stranger: Hi hun, I just wanted to let you know, that Boxxy loves you.
    You: Boxxy does love me.
    You: I even know that her Boxxy is shaved.
    Stranger: ...Are we from the same 4chan thread?
    You: /b/lackup?
    Stranger: Yeah.
    Stranger: xD
    You: Oh noez!
    ...
    Stranger: Seeing as we're trolls
    Stranger: we should probably stop attempting to troll eachother.
    You: We should be trolling people who aren't trolls.
    You: We would be far more productive that way.
    Stranger: Exactly.
    Stranger: Yes.
    Stranger: Fred Fred Burger out.
    Stranger: Today, I was waiting for my bf from England to get here but then he got stuck in a big city and it's taking eight million years and it's really annoying and now I've been sitting on here fucking with people to pass the time.
    Stranger: The end.
    You: That's harsh.
    You: I got a story too.
    Stranger: Ok.
    Stranger: It better be funny.
    You: It's kinda cool yeah.
    You: Okay, so I was waiting for a bus, and this girl pulled up and offered me a ride. So I accepted (turns out we go to the same gym). On the way there, we get to chatting.
    You: And she says "Listen, I really don't feel like working out, but I need some exercise..." and gives me this cute little wink.
    You: Like I'm gonna turn down 'the wink'.
    You: I grin and we go back to her place and have the most incredible rabbit-like fuck session ever. Then she excuses herself to go to the washroom.
    You: After about 20 minutes, I open the washroom door. She climbed down the fire escape.
    You:
    You: So she ran away.
    Stranger: Oh.
    Stranger: Sorry I was smoking.
    Stranger: I didn't know you'd stay.
    You: So yeah, that's that.
    Stranger: Were you that fail?
    You: I don't think so.
    You: Dejected, I went down and started walking, wondering what just happened. So I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!"
    Stranger: LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    You: Thank you, please tip your waitress.
    You have disconnected.
    Last edited by TorqueDog; 03-31-2009 at 06:51 PM.
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    Oh god I'm addicted. It's like a never-ending game of trying to out-troll. This is intense.

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: trolling
    Stranger: in defense of moleskines
    Stranger: they are quite awesome
    Stranger: trolling?
    Stranger: really?
    You: is that some kind of std?
    Stranger: moleskines are notebooks
    Stranger: best in the whole fucking world.
    You: sounds like garbage
    Stranger: and why trolling?
    You: cause i eat babys
    Stranger: yep, you sound like luke
    Stranger: this kid i know
    You: i am not his son.
    You: the force is with me
    Stranger: always sounds like he's 5
    You: i bet he gets more pussy than you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Stranger: well it might be your lucky day]
    You: whys that?
    Stranger: just a statement
    You: i c, yet the winky face almost seems kinky in a sense.... i hope your not a dude.
    Stranger: i dont think i have ever met a dude that used a winky face
    Stranger: your so cautious
    Stranger: booooring
    You: your booooring
    You: pics or fuck off.
    Stranger: my mom said not to
    Stranger: im only 16
    Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database
    Stranger: Tracking............................................
    You: that stupid statement circulates nonstop on this stupid chat.
    Stranger: ok, well then suck my cock
    Stranger: lol
    You: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
    |_______|_____________\__________|______|
    |_______`._____________|_________|_______:
    .\________|____________|_________\|_______|
    _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
    __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
    ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
    ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
    ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
    _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
    _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
    ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
    _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
    _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
    ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
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    ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
    ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
    ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
    __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
    Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    You: Hullo
    Stranger: i have a boner
    You: me2
    Stranger: yay
    You: let's play lightsabers
    You: shwooomb
    Stranger: yay!!!!
    You: schwoooomb
    Stranger: shwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooomb
    You: schwoo*CLASH*
    Stranger: i sliced ur cock off
    Stranger: fuck u
    You: You can't slice off a sabercock
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Yeah I did!

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: werd
    You: you have updog on your shoe..
    Stranger: what?
    You: you have updog on your shoe..
    Stranger: whats updog?
    You: not much dude!! what's up with you?!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    If a tree falls in the forest... do the bushes laugh?

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    Originally posted by bituerbo
    You: Hullo
    Stranger: i have a boner
    You: me2
    Stranger: yay
    You: let's play lightsabers
    You: shwooomb
    Stranger: yay!!!!
    You: schwoooomb
    Stranger: shwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooomb
    You: schwoo*CLASH*
    Stranger: i sliced ur cock off
    Stranger: fuck u
    You: You can't slice off a sabercock
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  11. #51
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    Stranger: what are you doing
    You: to be honest im taking a shit
    You: how about you
    Stranger: your chatting while taking a dump
    Stranger: on a laptop
    Stranger: ?
    You: very deep logic process there hey?
    You: why yes.
    You: damn your good.
    Stranger: disturbing
    Focus RS: @780_rs
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  12. #52
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    Go Flames!

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    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi
    Stranger: im really stoned and i want to hear someone's voice
    Stranger: can you call me?
    You: What's the easiest way to commit suicide?
    Stranger: 203-962-1535
    Stranger: maybe you shouldnt call me...
    Stranger: haha
    You: Hello! My brother hooked up with his wife through this service, i was wondering if you might be interested in a relationship.
    Stranger: why yes i am actually

  14. #54
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    now with video, I weep for the future

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    Question to discuss:
    What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

    Stranger 2: i would LOL hardcore

    Stranger 1: lol
    Question to discuss:
    What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

    Stranger 2: I'd think to myself 'what the fuck?'

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
    Question to discuss:
    What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

    Stranger 2: I WOULD FLIP A TABLE

    Stranger 1: well they're married so

    Stranger 2: LIKE THIS

    Stranger 2: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    Stranger 1: HOW ELSE WAS A BORN

    Stranger 1: LIKE

    Stranger 1: HELLLOO
    Question to discuss:
    What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

    Stranger 2: I'd laugh my ass off

    Stranger 1 has disconnected
    Question to discuss:
    What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

    Stranger 2: pay

    Stranger 1: Murder

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
    Question to discuss:
    What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

    Stranger 2: I roll up in my auto.

    Stranger 1: That would be different, but whatever..

    Stranger 1 has disconnected
    Question to discuss:
    What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

    Stranger 1: ew

    Stranger 1: that's like

    Stranger 2: ewwww big time

    Stranger 1: my dad paying to do my mom...

    Stranger 1 has disconnected
    Question to discuss:
    What would you do if you found out that your mother was a prostitute and your dad was a customer?

    Stranger 1: loooool

    Stranger 2: I'd wonder where the money comes from lol

    Stranger 1: yeah'

    Stranger 1: me too

    Stranger 2: best question I've seen so far

    Stranger 1: me too

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
    Last edited by Merritt; 12-17-2011 at 07:44 PM.
    Does everything matter or does nothing matter?

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    that site sucks compared to before.. All it is now is creeps

    ASL ASL ASL ASL ???

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: eeeeeeeeeeee

    Stranger: Hi whats good? I am 24 and Im super horny ..I have a xxx video please visit ow.ly/83aV6

    You: lies

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    Good god, it's the rebirth of IRC...

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