LF: Under the table work

[Jro]

Hi,

Been laid off from a really good job, and just want a under the table job.. msg me if you have anything.

jason

[jwslam]

try waitering?

[Jro]

if I had tits I would... :-P

[narou]

I hate waitresses with tits god! They seem to think they are entitled to get away with horrible service and rude behavior!

[Jro]

just think what kind of a tip they would get if they produced exceptional service...?

[banned3x]

sell weed? i hear there are alot of people losing their jobs so there prob a high demand in small time drug dealers. you can even become a sponsor on beyond to distribute it easier

[Jro]

haha - something legal would be nice...

[banned3x]

Originally posted by Jro
haha - something legal would be nice...

Originally posted by Jro
Hi,

Been laid off from a really good job, and just want a under the table job.. msg me if you have anything.

jason

this is legal?

[Jro]

okay, let me rephrase that... no selling drugs, stolen goods, blah, blah...

[banned3x]

Originally posted by Jro
okay, let me rephrase that... no selling drugs, stolen goods, blah, blah...

have you tried whoring yourself out?

[Jro]

I thought the "blah, blah" covered that...

[superboss]

What work were you in before? Maybe giving some people an idea of what work you did would give them a better understanding and maybe help you out. eg. trades man...Just a thought!!!!

[Jro]

Thanks. I haven't done any trades...

7+ years of sales experience. Last role was Business Development Account Manager.

I am willing to do some type of labor job as well. For example, with summer coming up, something outside in the sun.

[prae]

you are looking to collect on unemployment AND work at the same time? fuck you, scumbag.

[Wildcat]

Originally posted by Jro
if I had tits I would... :-P

If you had tits, I'd have a job for you under my table.

[rumeo]

So why are you looking for an under the table job instead of a real job?

[TYMSMNY]

Originally posted by Jro
Thanks. I haven't done any trades...

7+ years of sales experience. Last role was Business Development Account Manager.

I am willing to do some type of labor job as well. For example, with summer coming up, something outside in the sun.

so basically a salesman. Try anything retail?

[Euro838]

Just become a contractor and don't report any corporate and/or personal income, or pay any taxes, etc. It'll be the same thing as getting paid cash except you'll make a lot more than just doing under the table restaurant or cash business jobs. Both ways have the same legal/CRA ramifications.

As a contractor, you are paid 100% of what you earn. Lots of contractor jobs out there.

[ianmcc]

So, I pay taxes to provide you with all our social programs, city services, fire and police service and you want to benefit?
Crawl under a rock and die. I hope someone turns you in.
Fuck you, scumbag.

[ee2k]

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