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  1. 10-23-2003, 03:36 PM #1
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    Default Joke of the Day.

    Got this in the Office Mail, sharing. Not ment to offent anyone of Asian origin.

    CHINESE SICK LEAVE - I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and both my leg hurt. I not come work."

    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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    bhahahahahahaha LMAO
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    ok
    i got one for ya- not to offend anyone

    3 guys get a job one day,
    asian
    white guy
    spanish dude

    they walk up on the first day and ask what they should do, the white guy is suppose to dig a hole, and the spanish guy is suppose to help him, the asian is told to be in charge of supplies, anyways they are told to get to work.
    a hour passes
    and the boss comes back and nothing is done, and he askes whats goin,
    the white guy and spanish guy said that they didnt get the shovels from the asian guy, and that he just took off, around a supply shed, so they all walk over to it, and open it up, and the asian jumps out and yells
    SUPPLIES....
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    lol that was gay
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    LOL some funny shit
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    lol, oh benny you are so funny, lol
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    LOL, never heard that one before, that's grat!
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    Originally posted by silverEL
    ok
    i got one for ya- not to offend anyone

    3 guys get a job one day,
    asian
    white guy
    spanish dude

    they walk up on the first day and ask what they should do, the white guy is suppose to dig a hole, and the spanish guy is suppose to help him, the asian is told to be in charge of supplies, anyways they are told to get to work.
    a hour passes
    and the boss comes back and nothing is done, and he askes whats goin,
    the white guy and spanish guy said that they didnt get the shovels from the asian guy, and that he just took off, around a supply shed, so they all walk over to it, and open it up, and the asian jumps out and yells
    SUPPLIES....
    hahaha. i needed that laugh. midterms and essays today. fucking school. why do i need a degree anyways, im gonna end up McEmployed anyways!!!
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