To the 2000ish F-150 on deerfoot trail
thanks you fucking hill billy. next time when you drive with your tailgate down, make sure you have no shit in the box. thanks to your stupidity i managed to run over the jerry can that feel outta your truck, but no worries i will make sure the police return it to as i have your plate #.
for your sake, you should be lucky that all that happened was the slave cylinder got fucked. but driving home with no slave cylinder sucks, not even a slow leak.
It is frustratingly reliable, truly the cockroach of automobiles.