Crazy Internet Bitches
This is a thread for you to share to stories of the crazy girls you have met off the Internet.
Ill go first,
The craziest girl i have ever met was off nexopia a few years ago. We met up and she was super hot and fun. We were chilling at my house and since it was our first time together i thought I would be respectable and only get a hand job. I don't even like hand jobs but its a for sure way to get more next time.
13 of the most average minutes of my life later it was all over and I immediately started making my get away plan. I looked at my phone at an old text and informed her it was my boss and i was called into work. This is when things got weird.
We were still sitting on my couch at the time and she said oh, ok well ill just wait here till your done.....The chance of me leaving this sexually frustrated girl in my house alone to eat my food and do weird things with my shower head is slim. So i said no and i would drop her off at home on my way to work.
We started driving and i found out she lived across the city from my house and the fuck if im gonna be late for my pretend job just so i can drive her home.
So i told her i was going to drop her off at the c train station. So we pulled up just as a train was coming so i told her to be quick and go. But she purposely took to long trying to say good bye and missed the train. So i told her to get out and wait for the next one because i was in a no stopping zone. She then said the weirdest shit i have ever heard.
She informed me she wasn't leaving because she doesn't trust me alone anymore....
I pretended she was jk and i told her i would call her next weekend and she just sat there and wouldn't get out. 15 mins later it was clear she wasn't getting out. By this time i was getting pissed off at her. So we went back to my house for whatever reason.
When we got back i grabbed one of my 50 dollar cigars for us to go outside and smoke because it was the only way i could get her outside of my building. When we were outside smoking she told me she liked prime times more then my cigar, so i took that as a chance to pretend like she really hurt my feelings and that i was mad at her. So i stormed back into my building leaving her locked outside.
She then saw me pulling my car out of my parking garage to go to work and chased after the car for a block thru downtown...
I finally lost her and 45 mins later i went back to my place and thankfully she was gone. Except she wrote all over the front door my my building saying and asshole and a prick live in this building!!!
she must have forgotten my name hahahaha
A few months later i went out for lunch with my grandma and she was the hostess. I told my grandma the restaurant was full so we left and I never heard from her again.
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. I just went through 9 fucking pages and found this and got too tired to go through all 25.
