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    Default The nutbars we have out there....

    Driving downtown, minding my own business. This is how the conversation goes with the guy in the car next to me:

    Him: Nice car

    Me: Thanks.

    Him: That's my dream car .... if I weren't gay I'd ask if you wanted to go out.

    Me:

    (silence)

    Him: Say, do you need a blowjob?

    Me:

    Thank god the light changed; we've got some nutbars out there

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    So how was it?

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    LOL! Thats fucked.

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    Do you drive a Miata by any chance? I kid, I kid.
    But really, what kind of car?

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    It's a shelby cobra kit car with 100db side exhaust
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    Originally posted by Ekliptix
    It's a shelby cobra kit car with 100db side exhaust
    actually it was the z06 (longtubes, b&b bullets and some other stuff)

    And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140

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    Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
    And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140
    video please!
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    Originally posted by 2EFNFAST


    actually it was the z06 (longtubes, b&b bullets and some other stuff)

    And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140
    ok, that's even more weird!
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    hahahaha im sure he was just fucking around with you

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    Originally posted by arian_ma

    video please!


    Only using about half throttle there. Hard to drive it.

    Originally posted by funkedelic2
    hahahaha im sure he was just fucking around with you
    Nothing says 'haha! sucker!!!' like a random stranger of the same sex asking if you want a blowjob in the middle of downtown traffic

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    JRSCOOLDUDE is in town?

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    Originally posted by 2EFNFAST

    Dude...

    My only response is:
    Originally posted by rage2
    #1: don't ever question me.

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    What he said ^^^.
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    ^ Hahahaha. that vid is pretty cool.

    Yeah a lot of people think the Shelby replicas are the real deal... so it doesn't surprise me the amount of comments....

    although that one encounter was very awkward though.... I think you handled it the same way I would have.
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    Originally posted by 2EFNFAST



    Only using about half throttle there. Hard to drive it.
    About that video, I can honestly say that's one of the best things I've ever heard come off this forum.

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    Originally posted by Graham_A_M
    ^ Hahahaha. that vid is pretty cool.

    Yeah a lot of people think the Shelby replicas are the real deal... so it doesn't surprise me the amount of comments....

    although that one encounter was very awkward though.... I think you handled it the same way I would have.
    I just hope this was a one time thing, otherwise there's going to be a 'F/S: Z06; not stock; $10 obo' thread soon

    Originally posted by SilverBoost


    About that video, I can honestly say that's one of the best things I've ever heard come off this forum.
    Unfortunately hot girls don't seem to like it.

    In an effort to attract teh hot girls......





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    I don't think many people can appreciate any sort of noise @ 100db unless they're at a fucking concert, so I'm not surprised about the girls LOLLERSKATES. I think it sounds fucking gnarly though. For real, do you wear ear plugs when you cruise?
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    Originally posted by zipdoa
    I don't think many people can appreciate any sort of noise @ 100db unless they're at a fucking concert, so I'm not surprised about the girls LOLLERSKATES. I think it sounds fucking gnarly though. For real, do you wear ear plugs when you cruise?
    But, but, I have free puppies. I was told hot girls liked puppies. I was lied to

    If I'm just casually driving I don't bother with ear plugs. For any 'spirited' (above 4000rpm) driving, I have to - without them, after 4000 I can phsyically feel something in my ear trying to rip itself out (not ringing, but actual phsyical pain, like somebody's ripping a part of my ear out). With the plugs it's a-oh-kay though....however, woe be to those who're driving around me

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    Wow, that's crazy mate! Over 85dB's can make you go deaf. I'm glad at least you take some ear protection.

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    Please tell me you don't open the throttle next to small children or pregnant women....

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