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The nutbars we have out there....
Driving downtown, minding my own business. This is how the conversation goes with the guy in the car next to me:
Him: Nice car
Me: Thanks.
Him: That's my dream car .... if I weren't gay I'd ask if you wanted to go out.
Me:
(silence)
Him: Say, do you need a blowjob?
Me:
Thank god the light changed; we've got some nutbars out there
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So how was it?
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LOL! Thats fucked.
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Do you drive a Miata by any chance? I kid, I kid.
But really, what kind of car?
Gram Cracker
It's a shelby cobra kit car with 100db side exhaust
Current Cars:
2019 BMW X3 M40i Stage 2, 12.44 at 110mph
1972 Chevy Super Cheyenne C10 Pickup 402 big block, 700R4
2004 GMC 2500HD 8.1L
Past Cars:
1970 Chevy Blazer, 2wd
2003 BMW X5 4.6IS Doushmobile, moneypit
2015 Ford Fiesta ST | Cobb Stage 1, catless downpipe
2008 Corvette Z06 - 11.39 at 123.8mph
2002 Corvette Z06 - 12.10 at 116.5mph
2005 Jeep Wrangler LJ
1993 5L Mustang - 12.59 at 108mph
1989 5L Mustang
1990 Jeep Cherokee
1991 Acura Integra RS 403Honda
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actually it was the z06 (longtubes, b&b bullets and some other stuff)Originally posted by Ekliptix
It's a shelby cobra kit car with 100db side exhaust
And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140
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Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140video please!
Originally posted by rage2
#1: don't ever question me.
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ok, that's even more weird!Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
actually it was the z06 (longtubes, b&b bullets and some other stuff)
And saying my cobra only has 100db exhaust is quite insulting :p More like 140
Current Cars:
2019 BMW X3 M40i Stage 2, 12.44 at 110mph
1972 Chevy Super Cheyenne C10 Pickup 402 big block, 700R4
2004 GMC 2500HD 8.1L
Past Cars:
1970 Chevy Blazer, 2wd
2003 BMW X5 4.6IS Doushmobile, moneypit
2015 Ford Fiesta ST | Cobb Stage 1, catless downpipe
2008 Corvette Z06 - 11.39 at 123.8mph
2002 Corvette Z06 - 12.10 at 116.5mph
2005 Jeep Wrangler LJ
1993 5L Mustang - 12.59 at 108mph
1989 5L Mustang
1990 Jeep Cherokee
1991 Acura Integra RS 403Honda
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hahahaha im sure he was just fucking around with you
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Originally posted by arian_ma
Only using about half throttle there. Hard to drive it.
Nothing says 'haha! sucker!!!' like a random stranger of the same sex asking if you want a blowjob in the middle of downtown trafficOriginally posted by funkedelic2
hahahaha im sure he was just fucking around with you
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JRSCOOLDUDE is in town?
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Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
My only response is:
Originally posted by rage2
#1: don't ever question me.
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What he said ^^^.
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^ Hahahaha. that vid is pretty cool.
Yeah a lot of people think the Shelby replicas are the real deal... so it doesn't surprise me the amount of comments....
although that one encounter was very awkward though.... I think you handled it the same way I would have.
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side"
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About that video, I can honestly say that's one of the best things I've ever heard come off this forum.Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
Only using about half throttle there. Hard to drive it.
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I just hope this was a one time thing, otherwise there's going to be a 'F/S: Z06; not stock; $10 obo' thread soonOriginally posted by Graham_A_M
^ Hahahaha. that vid is pretty cool.
Yeah a lot of people think the Shelby replicas are the real deal... so it doesn't surprise me the amount of comments....
although that one encounter was very awkward though.... I think you handled it the same way I would have.
Unfortunately hot girls don't seem to like it.Originally posted by SilverBoost
About that video, I can honestly say that's one of the best things I've ever heard come off this forum.
In an effort to attract teh hot girls......
If you notice, I also drew a smilie face to show that I am a happy person
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I don't think many people can appreciate any sort of noise @ 100db unless they're at a fucking concert, so I'm not surprised about the girls LOLLERSKATES. I think it sounds fucking gnarly though. For real, do you wear ear plugs when you cruise?
Originally posted by InRich
tell her I'll pick her up in the vetteOriginally posted by InRich
The X5 i bought earlier this year really is FULLY LOADED thoughnot a single option missing including infrared night driving
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But, but, I have free puppies. I was told hot girls liked puppies. I was lied toOriginally posted by zipdoa
I don't think many people can appreciate any sort of noise @ 100db unless they're at a fucking concert, so I'm not surprised about the girls LOLLERSKATES. I think it sounds fucking gnarly though. For real, do you wear ear plugs when you cruise?
If I'm just casually driving I don't bother with ear plugs. For any 'spirited' (above 4000rpm) driving, I have to - without them, after 4000 I can phsyically feel something in my ear trying to rip itself out (not ringing, but actual phsyical pain, like somebody's ripping a part of my ear out). With the plugs it's a-oh-kay though....however, woe be to those who're driving around me
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Wow, that's crazy mate! Over 85dB's can make you go deaf. I'm glad at least you take some ear protection.
Ray
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Please tell me you don't open the throttle next to small children or pregnant women....
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