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    Default Casino experience

    Post 'em.

    I've been macking on Miss Cleo for the past 3-4 years... never achieve something of this magnitude.

    Dollar machine, sorry can't prove it cuz I had to take the photo quick so I don't get kicked out, didn't realize I didn't get the dominiation. But regardless of the amount, I've never ever seen 5 of those kittens. (that's 100 times total bet)



    Pretty fun when you're winning.

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    $4K sweeet


    Most I've ever won at the slots was $300 on a $1 bet.....wish I had bet max $3
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    Originally posted by dj_rice
    $4K sweeet


    Most I've ever won at the slots was $300 on a $1 bet.....wish I had bet max $3
    Well, I was spliting the machine. And we put a lot back in cuz we was bored.

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    I hate slots I play them ocassionally but I always end up losing all my money in 5 minutes, I've ocassionally won 3 or 4 times what I put in but I always end up losing it all later, I prefer poker
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    Playing slot machines is the equivalent of paying $10 for a 5 dollar bill.

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    ^^^ No. It's like paying $10 for a $5 bill 90% of the time. 10% of the time, it's like paying $5 for a $10 bill.

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    On one occaision, because of a secretaries mistake, I was sent to the wrong town on the way to a seismic camp. By the time I got to the proper town, it was too late to drive to camp so we stayed there the night.

    I won $750 on the VLT,

    2 months later I won another $750 in another town.

    That's all I've ever won over $100.
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    i don't touch slots, i've watched too many people constantly walk to the ATM and pull out hundreds of $$ only to go back and feed it into the machine and be gone within minutes

    poker and 21 for me
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    when we were in vegas just after they came out with the paper slip payouts for the slots, my wife wnated to get a slip from each hotel for her scrap book, so we'd put $1 in the penny machines and play it down to like 10 cents and cash it out and keep the slip.

    one that we went to, she had put in a dollar played it down tot he point where we only had max lines, but not max bet, sure enough, she hit a jackpot, ended up with $20... if it had been max bet, we would have won a car :o
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    I don't normally play slots but after playing craps for a few hours he convinced me to split $100 on a high roller slot. I thought what the hell I'm in Vegas.

    Each roll was like $10 and after being up a down a little bit we were down to our last roll and about to leave. Last one hits the Wheel of Fortune wheel and lowest payout is $100 so we figured we would just get our money back. Low and behold we hit the $1k cashed out and left. It was a great night
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    Carrib Stud : I got a full house, $100 on the first night I played it. In that same sitting my friend won $500 on four of a kind.

    Craps: Shooting dice when the table is full, pit boss buying rounds and random girls buying me multiple units of 6 8.

    Let the good times roll!!

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    Originally posted by dj_rice
    $4K sweeet


    Most I've ever won at the slots was $300 on a $1 bet.....wish I had bet max $3
    Wait, that couldve been a 5cent machine, meaning 200$ish lol, but the most I've ever won on slots was $400 with my last 50cents of $10, the only slot machine I've ever spent more than $50 on was at caesars palace In Vegas, it was for a slammed 07 MB CL500 on 22s
    all black by some local shop down there, of course, Caesars palace ended up being $60 richer and my dreams of driving the thing back to Calgary on those glass smooth desert roads were gone in 15mins.

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    Originally posted by Boat
    Craps: Shooting dice when the table is full, pit boss buying rounds and random girls buying me multiple units of 6 8.
    yet you never hit the 6 8

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    I try to keep myself as far as possible from the slot machines. It has never brought me any luck. But I did come out 10 bucks richer from the Grey Eagle last night hehe

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    I was at the casino in Victoria with my gf and her parents. Her dad was going to leave and just left a slip for 68 cents sitting on the machine. I picked it up and put it into a nickel machine and brought it up to over 100 bucks. On the way over to cash it out I put it into one of those new dollar slots, bet 20 bucks and cashed out with just over 1000. Laughed at her dad when he asked me to split it with him.

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    you shoulda split it with him ^^

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    Originally posted by GQBalla
    you shoulda split it with him ^^
    He was making fun of me for picking up his slip beforehand. He's an ornery old bastard. We get along fine. Ex-Navy.

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    Originally posted by drew_goring


    He was making fun of me for picking up his slip beforehand. He's an ornery old bastard. We get along fine. Ex-Navy.
    If you make fun of another man for picking up anything of monetary value that used to be yours, you frofeit all rights you had to that property and anything that comes of it. Its a man rule or something. No split.
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    Biggest 1-2 NL Hold'em Pot i've seen (and was a part of).

    It was late (or really early), something like 6a.m. There were multiple tables earlier in the night but they closed down due to lack of players. So they combined all the tables together. All the huge stacks stayed that night. Lowest chipstack on the table was $600, highest was $3500, I was sitting at around $1300.

    Hand is dealt, I get pocket 10s. I'm first to act. Players at the table I would say were semi-tight with 1 donkey player and 1 SUPER MOFO'IN Donkey. I call $2, player beside me looks at his cards, thinks about it, raises to $25.

    That raise isn't too bad considering everyone had deep stacks. 5 players call, then it gets to the button. Who's button? SUPER MOFO'IN Donkey. He raises to $100. Small blind and big blind folds. Gets back to me. I sit and think about it. The player who initially raised it to $25 I respect. The way everyone else called the $25 I would think they have marginal hands and/or were calling for pot odds.

    Okay Nam, time to segregate the players. "Raise, $200 more." If player who initially raised it went over the top of me, I know I'm done. If he calls, maybe he has jacks, AK, or something like that. He sits, thinks for a good minute, maybe 2. Smooth calls.

    Now here's what boggled my mind. Maybe it was late, maybe it was because there was so much money in the pot, but 3 of the 6 players remaining (including SUPER MOFO'IN Donkey) calls my raise. I can see the look on all the players that were in the pot that the only people with real hands was myself and the initial raiser.

    Over $1500 in the pot. Here comes the flop:

    2C 5D 8C

    Not a bad flop, lots of drawing hands though. I'm first to act. I still think my hand is good. I look at all the players at the table, everyone double checking their cards. Yes, my hand is good. I look at the initial raiser, he's contemplating. I say "BET." I sit, think about what to bet into this $1500+ pot. I have just about $1000 behind me. I count out $300 in front of me. Look at the initial raiser. He's doing the pump/fake 'i'm gonna call whatever you bet' move. Other players have a grim, sick, distgusted look on their face. 2 players were actually waiting to see what I was going to bet. I predict at least one of them is on a draw. Club or straight, I don't want them drawing me.

    "I'm all in" I count out $1035 in chips with uncertainty. Hopefully this will play a reverse mind games role.

    Pot is now about $2600

    Moaning, groaning, arms flailing, eyes wincing, everyone at the table was disgusted with my bet.

    Initial raiser puts his face in his hands. He scratches his head, I can see the dandruff falling out. Puts his head down on the table, playing with his chips. He asks, "You have a made hand?" I answer, "What do you think I'm betting all my chips with?"

    He plays out how the hand was played in his head. I know I have him beat. He takes a long time to make a decision. Okay, I know he's on a draw, maybe AK of clubs. Maybe he has jacks or queens and I can actually make him lay it down. As time goes by, I know he doesn't have aces or kings. I'm good, I'm good.

    He looks at his chips once more, counting out how much he has. He has from what I could count about $2500. He looks at other players on the table. Because he's taking so long to make his decision, people are making signs taht they are ready to fold.

    4-5 minutes after I made my all in bet, he says 2 words I didn't wanna hear. "I call"

    Pot is around $3600

    Oh shit, he's got me beat, or he's gambling with AK of clubs.

    Then the fold train comes, FOLD FOLD FOLD FOLD, ALL IN. Wtf? Button goes all in, he's highest chip stack, he's got the initial caller covered. I'm done, I'm toast.

    Pot is around $5500

    Initial raiser calls the rest of his $900

    Pot is officially over $6400

    The table is covered in chips. Everyone wants to see the whole cards. I show my 10s, initial caller jumps, claps his hands, and says, "I got outs"

    Yup, my gut was right, he's got AK of clubs. He shows his hand to confirm it.

    Donkey button holds his cards, chooses not to show. He claims he's got a set, but everyone know's it's BS.

    Here comes the Turn

    9H

    Excellent, nice brick card.

    And the river. The dealer made damn sure to make it hollywood style lol. He slowly flips the river over

    Queen of clubs

    Nail in the coffin. Everyone jumping up, clapping their hands. I'm in the midst of defeat. I'm stunned, but with a smile on my face. I don't know how else I could've played the hand better. I pat him on the back, he shakes my hand. We talk about the play. That hand lasted 10 minutes and everyone at the table was talking about it for the next hour.

    And that folks is the largest hand i've played/seen for $1-2 NL Hold'em.

    I played $1-2, 2-5, 5-5 omaha with chipstacks larger than what was on this table, but never have I seen a pot go over, or come close to $6, 400+
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    ^^ This is what happens when you're bored at work ^^
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    So confused, how do you get the other menu, is there like a secret chinese handshake, or do you need to bring in a jar of blood from a chinese daughter?
    I need like a how-to - order chinese food for white people.

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