funny kijiji add

[5000Audi]

We need a thread for all the dumb/funny kijiji adds people find... So who ever finds a good one add it into the thread...

WANTED KICK IN THE ARS!! MUST HAVE STEEL TOED BOOTS!!
Price: Free
Ad ID: 146274825
Visits: 128
Address: Calgary, AB, T2A 4T6
Date Listed: 02-Aug-09
Event Date(s): 03-Aug-09

I AM INTERESTED IN A FREE KICK IN THE ARS!! MUST HAVE BACKGROUND IN KICKING SOCCER BALLS, FOOTBALLS,ETC. EXPERIENCE PREFFERED BUT NOT ESSENTIAL, MUST BE WILLING AND ENERGETIC,ANY PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE WOULD BE AN A-S-S-ETT, ALSO MUST BE ABLE TO WORK AT A FAST, REPETITIVE SPEED, PLEASE SEND PIC OF STEEL TOED BOOTS,MUST BE AVAILABLE 24-7, SEND INTEREST IMMEDIATLY!!!

haha made me laugh a bit

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-community...AdIdZ146274825

FREE ANYTHING
Price: Free
Ad ID: 146237676
Visits: 233
Address: Calgary, AB, T3E 7P2
Date Listed: 02-Aug-09

Seriously folks, if you want something donated to you, please stop expecting people to drop it off. Its a donation. Pick it up. How about unless the add says "willing to use my gas to drive across the city to personally hand my stuff over to you", stop responding with " dont have a car". Borrow one. Take a bus. Hire someone. Do whatever you need to do because if you need it badly enough, thats what you'd do...especially if you're an "organization dedicated to helping people". If you're an organization dedicating to giving and you dont have a vehicle..you're not very organized.

Dont be so expecting and needy, really. Its irritating. Free stuff is awesome, dont abuse the privilage.

Thanks.

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ146237676

[nrt_vw]

Hahahah

[chrispl]

i'm betting $20 that the second add is about lee keller..man,i hate that dude..

[omfgcurtis]

Originally posted by chrispl
i'm betting $20 that the second add is about lee keller..man,i hate that dude..

HAHA!! if only he showed his face around here..

[dino_martini]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

These are always good for a laugh, or a reality check sometimes.

[badatusrnames]

Originally posted by chrispl
i'm betting $20 that the second add is about lee keller..man,i hate that dude..

Who is this Lee Keller?

[chrispl]

Originally posted by badatusrnames


Who is this Lee Keller?

notorious lowballer,begger,one annoying dude and i remember a while back there was a fb group about him being a creep/pedo or something like that,i'm not sure,i don't remember..

[omfgcurtis]

Originally posted by chrispl


notorious lowballer,begger,one annoying dude and i remember a while back there was a fb group about him being a creep/pedo or something like that,i'm not sure,i don't remember..

the group is still around
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/g...0808707&ref=ts

[G-ZUS]

not a kijiji ad but my buddy was selling his 96 integra on kijiji . Sent me this:



HIM: yo can u hold this for till monday il have cash ready!!


ME : If you're willing to leave a deposit I will hold

HIM: if its standard then il take it n come down to check out n leave money with you.

ME: If you're willing to come today then give me a shout @ XXX-XXXX

HIM: cant il give u xtra 100 bucks to hold it im in the middle of seling my supra,
jus a few days like i said if its standard then its a fursure buy.

ME: you give me a deposit i will hold it. i am leaving town tomorrow so if you want it you will have to act today and I will have my brother or father finish the rest on monday

HIM: ok im selling car by fri leave your brother or dads number il come get it.

ME: you can call my dad @ xxx-xxxx his name is jack

HIM: good good il call him fri or sat
is it standard??????????????????

ME: whenever and yes it is standard

HIM: yeah forget the other email but il call when im ready thnx.

ME: hey sorry it's been sold i got a deposit on it tonight

HIM: i wuda gave u hundered 200 more bucks fuck

ME: You had a chance to come tonight and leave a deposit but you were busy, I am not holding onto a car without a deposit, first come with cash, first serve.

HIM: fuck them il give you 200 more i shit u not fuck i sold my car

ME: sorry bro, can't do that

HIM: goddamit u kno how hard it is to find integras these days n u prolly sold it
to some white cracker

[GQBalla]

LOL

[chrispl]

Originally posted by omfgcurtis


the group is still around
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/g...707&ref=ts

excellent,i joined,haha.