ok, i normally don't like to post these things but damn this one was hilarious...
so this ricer pulls up to me, in his riced up sunfire, u know with the chrome over the fenders and all that. and he revs his engine...
that in itself isn't that funny... but i was driving the CRV today... i'm just like... wtf?? u're such a loser.... ok fine, i prolly won't win, but i'll give u something.... so i wait, lights go green and i just take off.... turns out the little ricer stalled at the lights!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA so i wait for him at the next lights, and he's so embarrassed, he didn't even have the balls to look at me, and then he was goin soooo slow!!!