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    Default Laughed histerically as I smoked young punk in modded lude with base model 98 malibu

    I was on 36th st SE headed south just before 17AVE SE and I will leave it at this...

    If your going to drive a modded lude or other import vehicle put your money where your mouth is and step up to the plate cause it always makes me laugh when you try to get a basic car like my 98 malibu to race you since you want to feel better about the fact that you cant figure out how to use a clutch pedal on the modded lude or import your driving and I smoke you on the road with my stcok car anyway... If your gonna race take it to the track and learn to race it before you bring it the street against someone who has probably 2-3 years of driving experience on you.


    But hey.... Good try and maybe next time ill see you in my Benz honestly you can beat it it only has 250 or so hp just slightly more than a 98 Malibu with only 185 tops. But wait it's still more powerful than your LUde with 225 and that's if it's modded well otherwise 145 or so


    Next time cetch up so I can suck your dick and you can fuck my ass!

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    FOS you may have heard of it it's called Freedom Of Speech DOUCHEBAG you probably the young punk I smoked. If you have nothing intelligent to add to my entertaining story then may i suggest...SHUTTING THE FUCK UP

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    mad that the young punk owned a nicer car than you? you seem quite angry

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    Originally posted by benijaunah
    FOS you may have heard of it it's called Freedom Of Speech DOUCHEBAG you probably the young punk I smoked. If you have nothing intelligent to add to my entertaining story then may i suggest...SHUTTING THE FUCK UP
    I hope you realize that freedom of speech works both ways.

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    Haha is this for real?

    You're bragging about a street race against a teen, you then proceed to tell him to "take it to the track" so that he can practice for the next time he wants to street race someone with "2-3 years more driving experience"?

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    BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM peanut butter and JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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    put your flame suit on op

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    Useless worthless post of the OP! Words are cheap in talk...action farts LOUD.

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    Who the fuck buys a malibu? Seriously? Then proceeds to brag how his other car is a benz? Who cares.

    Seems to be the essence of Calgary. My car defines who I am.

    Go fuck your hat.

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    Originally posted by JfuckinC
    BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM peanut butter and JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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    Originally posted by cherpintow


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    waste of time thread, and street racing FTL

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    lol ...just because you gave it shit away from the lights, doesn't mean the other guy was racing
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    Default Re: Laughed histerically as I smoked young punk in modded lude with base model 98 mal

    Originally posted by benijaunah
    I was on 36th st SE headed south just before 17AVE SE and I will leave it at this...

    If your going to drive a modded lude or other import vehicle put your money where your mouth is and step up to the plate cause it always makes me laugh when you try to get a basic car like my 98 malibu to race you since you want to feel better about the fact that you cant figure out how to use a clutch pedal on the modded lude or import your driving and I smoke you on the road with my stcok car anyway... If your gonna race take it to the track and learn to race it before you bring it the street against someone who has probably 2-3 years of driving experience on you.


    But hey.... Good try and maybe next time ill see you in my Benz honestly you can beat it it only has 250 or so hp just slightly more than a 98 Malibu with only 185 tops. But wait it's still more powerful than your LUde with 225 and that's if it's modded well otherwise 145 or so
    Laughed histerically as I read how stupid you are just because you smoked a young punk in modded lude with your ugly ass base model 98 malibu


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    Originally posted by n1zm0
    put your flame suit on op


    And to the OP

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    lol, not all Preludes are even that fast at all. the mid 90's gen's had a base model with a 140hp sohc....i wouldn't be too high on your horse for both street racing or thinking that you've out done the performance of some hot ride.
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    benijaunah you didn't beat a modded Lude with your malibu. You more than likely looked like an ass racing a riced out honda with your redneck hillbilly chev. Street racing is illegal and frowned upon in this city - and within this forum. I recommend YOU put YOUR money where YOUR mouth is and head to the nearest precint and admit to them your so called triumph and see how far it gets you.

    Lastly, this forum is not public media - read rule #3.

    Thank you for taking the time to read this.

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    Another solid thread
    In reference to Rob Anders:
    Originally posted by ZenOps
    Hes not really that bad...

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