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    > >A hockey joke that only an Albertan could appreciate
    > >
    > >Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Calgary. One of
    them
    is
    > >attacked by a rabid Rottwieler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes
    his
    > >stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's
    neck.
    > >A Calgary Sun reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and
    rushes
    > >over to interview the boy. "Young Flame's Fan Saves Friend From
    Vicious
    > >Animal", he starts writing in his notebook.
    > >"But I'm not a Flame's fan", the little hero replied.
    > >"Sorry, since we are in Calgary, I just assumed you were", said the
    > >reporter, and he started again. "Little Stampeder's Fan Rescues Friend
    From
    > >Horrific Attack", he continued writing in his notebook.
    > >"But I'm not a Stamp's fan either", cried the boy. "I assumed
    everyone in
    > >Calgary was either a Flame's fan or Stamp's fan. "What team do you
    root
    for
    > >then?" asked the reporter.
    > >"I'm an Edmonton Oilers' fan", the boy said proudly.
    > >The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Little
    Bastard
    > >from Edmonton Kills
    > >Beloved Family Pet".

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    HHAHAAHHAAHHAH

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    the same joke was posted a few weeks ago but the guy who killed the dog was a palistinian... funny though



    GO OILERS

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    hahahaha only in calgary stupid edmontonians

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    too bad that joke ranked and was the same as the BUSH one like that guy said!

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