Favorite Beyond Quotes 2009 (to date)

[xolemonteaox]

Remember folks, 2009 quotes!

[FraserB]

Michelle Watari got played like an Atari

[mac_82]

Anything by beemerm3.

The Maple Leafs 2009-10 thread he started was great as well, but it got deleted pretty quick.

[syeve]

Originally posted by ZiG-87
Girls are like exponents, if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

[banned3x]

Originally posted by TorqueDog
Please sell your BMW - that's a douchebag move. Handicapped spots and expectant mother parking are there for a reason - issues with mobility.

But abuse the hybrid spots all you want.

[mr2mike]

Originally posted by syeve
Originally posted by ZiG-87
Girls are like exponents, if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

Forgot about that one. Great line

[Xtrema]

Originally posted by syeve
Originally posted by ZiG-87
Girls are like exponents, if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

Agree

[jkupper]

Originally posted by 2EFNFAST
I'm a plastic bag hoarder - I use the home depot bags for everything (misc trash, putting detailing supplies in, etc... etc....).

When they introduced the 5cent/bag rule, I was pissed, so a few days before it took efect I would buy a 10cent item, go to the self-checkout and purchase it, then proceed to take every single bag they had on the hooks. Go back to the car, deposit bags and item, buy another 10cent item and take all the bags at the next till. I did that like 3times in a row at one store before the self-scan attendant started to glare at me. I'm such a badass .... I also got enough plastic bags from 3 different HDs that day to last me for the next 5yrs, haha.

[alloroc]

Originally posted by D'z Nutz
The only deadly weapon I'm aware of that doesn't leave evidence is Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, he cannot be handled by normal means.

[alloroc]

Originally posted by Melinda
Wow there are a lot of sandy vaginas in this thread.

[nonlinear]

i thought this was pretty funny

Originally posted by Kimchee
i'll definitely be going back as my work is pretty close!

[sr20s14zenki]

Mine

no pollywog, im not kissing your ass, its just funny as fuck

[kerry]

Mine...

[chkolny541]

Originally posted by syeve
Originally posted by ZiG-87
Girls are like exponents, if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

but totally not original, he stole that line from this classic youtube vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo


and i think govern yourself accordingly, has to take the cake

[msommers]

Originally posted by sexybling

[rockanrepublic]

govern yourselves accordingly.
+1

[Danny Meehan]

Originally posted by ..*JDM Hatch*..
Not looking for an MR2,quite ugly little things,and i know they aren't "little" by any means,but i think they are good looking cars in my opinion.

[Myrrinda]

Mine

Originally posted by SneakyNeek
Has anyone tried calling in to Energy 101.5 at the times to play the game?
I keep trying and all i hear is an annoying beeping sound when i call in. Is that supposed to happen or whats the dealio.

Im calling the contest line it says to call

[harv91]

The one that had me in stitches from laughing.
From the thread of the calgary realtor who murdered his girlfriend:

Originally posted by 01RedDX
I think that guy's on here, MIWYFSDEAD.

[psycoticclown]

Originally posted by Danny Meehan

Originally posted by ..*JDM Hatch*..
Not looking for an MR2,quite ugly little things,and i know they aren't "little" by any means,but i think they are good looking cars in my opinion.

Lol, saw this yesterday in the original thread and it made me