Favorite Beyond Quotes 2009 (to date)

[barmanjay]

There have been many good threads and many,many good laughs from replys, and some really good 'serious' quotes.

I thought it would be a great Idea to start a thread to your favorite quotes for this year

here is mine,.. tomco always seems to make me bust a gut in the wee hours and manage to make me wake the babies with laughter!

Originally posted by TomcoPDR
I probably have a higher chance catching something from people in flu shot line ups than slapping my dick on the hotel bed sheets.

[Kobe]

mine

[Tomaz]

Rage 2 talking about "Leasing" a hooker! lol

[eg_eric]

The_Rural_Juror's 5 stages of beyond grief:

Originally posted by The_Rural_Juror
Kubler - Ross 5 stages of grief beyond.ca style:

1. Denial - Perpetrator denies involvement and/or under-estimates impact of an online "car" forum.
2. Anger - After being CSI'd by the mob, Perp threatens lawsuit against everyone.
3. Bargaining - Perp tries to negotiate a way out with the mob. Mob asks for nudez (if female).
4. Depression - Photochops begin. Another beyond.ca meme is born.
5. Acceptance - Perp realizes the futility of fighting the mob. Disappears into the abyss.


I would say we're nudging into stage 4 right about now.

[AaronK]

Originally posted by Kobe
mine

Definitely agree. That guy was a total fucktard. haha

[mr2mike]

Recently....

Originally posted by TDKgirl


Show us some proof that she is being harassed.

Otherwise keep dreaming on leaving a nice, hot, warm coil of poo on her chest.

Made me burst out laughing.

[HyperZell]

Can't remember the thread, but I remember reading it. Oh, and Weapon_R has it in his sig:

Originally posted by r3cc0s
Felon or Mistermeiner

[TeamBestBud]

Govern yourselves accordingly

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Simran
Simranhome
Simranhomelikealittlebitch

[TDFTW]

My signature by Go4Long!

[freshprince1]

Originally posted by TeamBestBud
Govern yourselves accordingly

Hands down, that is the quintessential quote for Beyond for 2009.

[Disoblige]

"trade for 01 celica?"
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Originally posted by Jeremiah
if you have a bottle of that penis butter at home let me know what the nutritional contents are. Calories, Fat, Carbs etc.

Thanks buddy

^^ An actual mistake by Jeremiah that no one caught on from http://forums.beyond.ca/st/276656/peanut-butter-burger/ which made me sad.

[Eleanor]

See sig

[Boat]

With regard to the Thread: Stuff Jacked and Posted on Kijiji

Originally posted by AE92_TreunoSC
I would just take it as well, wouldnt hurt to have a buddy in the car just incase. But certainly dont let it escalade to any points of stupidity.

Originally posted by Masked Bandit


It's a tough situation to Navigator for sure.

Originally posted by Mixalot27





Just make sure they don't have your real phone number, address or any information lincoln back to you.

Originally posted by badatusrnames


Exactly, you don't want anything ford em to find you with.

[mr2mike]

Took awhile but I found it. I wanted to shorten it, but I couldn't fathom editing such a masterpiece.

Originally posted by BlackFyre


A quick analysis of this post really says a lot about your intelligence, demeanor, and most importantly; your ability to read and write.

1.)Your name is RaceBread? Seriously? Like White or Whole Grain? Pumpernickel perhaps? The correct word you were looking for is Bred, as in Inbred, as in what I see in your future.

2.) "Fagget"? Seriously? You can't even spell this word correctly? I would think you would have at least gotten this one, seeing as I'm sure your semi-abusive boyfriend Pablo screams it to you every night while pulling your hair, blowing a load in your eye, kicking you in the shin, and telling you to do the angry pirate. Yarrrrr...

3.)11:00pm? That's way too early... I understand that Mommy has a set bedtime for you, and if you miss it you'll miss the latest adventures of Babar, but some of us have shit to do. Could we make it like 2:00am instead? That way I have just enough time to fuck my usual hooker, have her back on 3rd ave, and she'll be home in time to read to you.

4.)Finally, I would be very very careful who you threaten my friend, you may think you're Vin Diesel, or Paul Walker, and that you're untouchable, but remember, even Paul Walker didn't pussy out and buy the GTS-T, he grew a pair and went for the GT-R.

[Disoblige]

^^ LOL!!!!

[PureDeXteritY]

can't find it now but Someone said "Michael Jackson was good, but he's no lil Wayne" in the rip mj thread. I found that pretty comical

[adidas]

See sig

[dj_rice]

Mine

[drtoohotty1]

My sig made me lol for awhile.