Heres one for the "anti-douche parking" patrol

[scat19]

Spotted this at a wal-mart over the weekend. I lol'd.

[Xtrema]

I would start ramming carts into that bike.

[superboss]

Originally posted by Xtrema
I would start ramming carts into that bike.

Definitely, what a douche!!!

[Tik-Tok]

Hahahah, I would totally blockade his bike with carts. Tip them over and everything so he has to actually work to get his bike out.

[TimeAttack]

You guys are ruthless, I think it's a pretty inventive way to protect the bike from crazy drivers.

You can't take life so seriously, I could see getting upset if you owned the store and the parking lot, but not just as a passer by.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by TimeAttack
You guys are ruthless, I think it's a pretty inventive way to protect the bike from crazy drivers.

Oh, I totally agree, it's a great idea, BUT if I were happen to be shopping in that plaza, and had to put my shopping cart away... welll....

[adam c]

i probably would have hunted down some carts just to put in there for the sake of it

[blownz]

I would really be scared to park a bike like that since it is so easy to mess with a bike.

I walked to a starbucks a few blocks from my place a few months ago with my wife and kids (so we had a stroller) and some idiot with a bike parked on the side walk. So we had to push to stoller into the parking lot and then around his bike and back up onto the sidewalk to get in. Parking lot was totally empty so the guy was just being a douche. This other guy sitting on the patio said loudly "what fucking idiot parked his bike like that??" No one answered so he got up and pushed the bike off the sidewalk and layed it down on the road.

Owner came out yelling and swearing, but everyone else sided with the guy that put his bike on the road and the little punk took off. Funny thing was he had a really hard time picking up the bike. lol

Either way, while I wouldn't do it, I also don't feel sorry for anything that happens to idiots like this.

[Benny]

Originally posted by blownz
This other guy sitting on the patio said loudly "what fucking idiot parked his bike like that??" No one answered so he got up and pushed the bike off the sidewalk and layed it down on the road.

Wow haha, that balls on that guy. I'd murder someone if they dumped my bike like that. That being said, I wouldn't be on the sidewalk haha

[Eibbus]

Originally posted by TimeAttack
You guys are ruthless, I think it's a pretty inventive way to protect the bike from crazy drivers.

You can't take life so seriously, I could see getting upset if you owned the store and the parking lot, but not just as a passer by.

You sir, fail.

So instead of the carts being safely stowed in a designated area, people will start leaving them around all our cars instead.

[kevie88]

I think that guy works there, I see that bike parked there all the time.

[SCHIDER23]

The owner is really creative, that's for sure.

[Maxx Mazda]

Deerfoot Wal-Mart for teh w1n...

Seriously though, what a loser...

[traviswithaG]

damaging his property. totaly uncalled for. stacking carts infront of his bike.. halarious. Also a giant sign that says i park like a douche bag. would be funny

[RY213]

Have you guys been in a Walmart parking lot recently? The carts are always scattered everywhere but in the cart return. I think the safest way to protect your vehicle from carts would be to park it in the buggy corral lol...

[Sebasshole]

not to mention, that bike = POS

[blownz]

Originally posted by Benny


Wow haha, that balls on that guy. I'd murder someone if they dumped my bike like that. That being said, I wouldn't be on the sidewalk haha

The guy was HUGE and he actually layed it down really gently. Still a bit much (although I like the idea of pushing someones bike somewhere else if they park like that), but I don't feel sorry for the guy.

[Darell_n]

Grab a friend and flip the corral around facing the parked car. They aren't bolted down.

[JfuckinC]

Originally posted by Darell_n
Grab a friend a flip the corral around facing the parked car. They aren't bolted down.

[Toilet_D]

Originally posted by traviswithaG
damaging his property. totaly uncalled for. stacking carts infront of his bike.. halarious. Also a giant sign that says i park like a douche bag. would be funny

i agree, if youre going to throw your bike somewhere, make sure its out of the way, not blocking other vehicles or pedestrians, common friggin courtesy.

but under any circumstance, do NOT damage his fucking bike.
i would have kicked the guys fucking head in.