bad xmas gifts

[speedog]

Originally posted by Stealth13
books are useless as well, they end up just sitting somewhere taking up space

Don't ya read them while yer on the throne?

[TDFTW]

My absolute worst presents were from my aunt.

A used calgary flames tshirt from the thrift store.
A half used stick of deoderant with armpit hair still stuck in it.
A toothbrush with frayed bristles put back into the package and glued back together. Still had a chunk of food in it.
Pack of socks, which were obviously used, because they smelled worse than my own feet after a days work in steel toe boots.

i win

[nykz]

Originally posted by TDFTW
My absolute worst presents were from my aunt.

A used calgary flames tshirt from the thrift store.
A half used stick of deoderant with armpit hair still stuck in it.
A toothbrush with frayed bristles put back into the package and glued back together. Still had a chunk of food in it.
Pack of socks, which were obviously used, because they smelled worse than my own feet after a days work in steel toe boots.

i win

That is disgusting... Can't get much worse than this

[maxomilll]

Originally posted by TDFTW
My absolute worst presents were from my aunt.

A used calgary flames tshirt from the thrift store.
A half used stick of deoderant with armpit hair still stuck in it.
A toothbrush with frayed bristles put back into the package and glued back together. Still had a chunk of food in it.
Pack of socks, which were obviously used, because they smelled worse than my own feet after a days work in steel toe boots.

i win

thats just offensive, id rather not be given any of that, then anything at all.

[jwslam]

Originally posted by TDFTW My absolute worst presents were from my aunt.

A used calgary flames tshirt from the thrift store.
A half used stick of deoderant with armpit hair still stuck in it.
A toothbrush with frayed bristles put back into the package and glued back together. Still had a chunk of food in it.
Pack of socks, which were obviously used, because they smelled worse than my own feet after a days work in steel toe boots.

i win

it takes 37 muscles to frown
or you could use 22 to smile after you use 4 to bitchslap her.

[sevewone]

I got an Ed Hardy shirt from Italy from my rents, I actually had to pretend I liked it. Fuck that was hard.

[abyss]

We did a secret Santa one year at my work. The guy who picked my name bought me a box of chocolates and a dildo. The card said "Merry Christmas, if you don't like the chocolates you can go fuck yourself."

Come to think of it though...it was actually a pretty good present! After that year they changed the policy and we no longer had secret Santa anymore at work.

[KKY]

I always get caps, toques, over size t-shirts, sweat shirts, accessories, etc that I'll never wear.

[97'Scort]

My ex-gf gave me a bag of coal (wrapped) then broke up with me over the phone when I called.

Win.

[jwslam]

Originally posted by abyss
We did a secret Santa one year at my work. The guy who picked my name bought me a box of chocolates and a dildo. The card said "Merry Christmas, if you don't like the chocolates you can go fuck yourself."

Come to think of it though...it was actually a pretty good present! After that year they changed the policy and we no longer had secret Santa anymore at work.

haha! that's awesome if you knew the guy well enough. if he was the kind were you only talked to him as necessary then that's... inappropriate. i'm totally gunna use that this year!

[HiTempguy1]

Originally posted by 97'Scort
My ex-gf gave me a bag of coal (wrapped) then broke up with me over the phone when I called.

Win.

I gotta admit, I did lol

[goat_killer]

For a house warming gift i once received a Motomaster wall clock from Canadian Tire... in the shape of a saw blade.

Hahaha, i actually thought it was pretty funny. But the sad part is the person who gave it to me thought I'd love it.

I ended up mounting it on my cousins dashboard in his Mazda 3... he didn't like that.

[Seanith]

Originally posted by DJ_NAV
A flask? who actually caries one around?

I do

Originally posted by TDFTW
My absolute worst presents were from my aunt.

A used calgary flames tshirt from the thrift store.
A half used stick of deoderant with armpit hair still stuck in it.
A toothbrush with frayed bristles put back into the package and glued back together. Still had a chunk of food in it.
Pack of socks, which were obviously used, because they smelled worse than my own feet after a days work in steel toe boots.

i win

Is your aunt a hobo?

[atgilchrist]

Or have alzheimers?

[Spoons]

Originally posted by Rat Fink
I got Bucky O'hare jogging pants one christmas when I was a kid. My grandma also got me a neon orange New Kids on The Block fanny pack and water bottle another christmas. Another time I got a bible.

I fucking hated bucky o'hare and NKOTB, and not a big bible reader either. They all collected dust. Not sure what happened to any of it.

Haha I remember my grandma gave me a NKOTB neon green toque for Christmas one year. What the hell was with those old people and brightly colored NKOTB gear.

[Canmorite]

Snowboarding magazines from my Grandma, every year. I ski.

[Vagabond142]

I really don't think I've ever had a bad christmas gift, ever o_O Most of the time, I think it's because all the surprise gifts I get are actually either a) useful or b) good fun. For example, I got a moose in a mug (little plush moose in a big-ass mug) a few years back, and the moose is on my shelf and the mug is a rockin soup mug, so it's all being used XD

I guess the WORST I have ever received was a serrated knife sharpener... I only have straight blade kitchen knives XD But, it made sense later that day when I got a nice set of serrated blade kitchen knives that I have used... 3 times? :P

[Clever]

My wife gave me a guido style tennis bracelet the first Xmas we spent together, to this day we still bug her about it and we re-wrap the bracelet every year as a gag gift for someone.

[Pihsiak]

wow... I thought I got it bad.

One year I got a box of fruit loops.

[jwslam]

Originally posted by Pihsiak
wow... I thought I got it bad.

One year I got a box of fruit loops.

pass it off to HiTempguy1
he might kiss you just cuz it's food. maybe it didn't HAVE to be pizza
lol