What to do about roomates girl?

[TimeAttack]

Originally posted by preludez
i tot the girl sleep with his own room..

Thanks for reminding me to add you to my ignore list.

[preludez]

Originally posted by TimeAttack


Thanks for reminding me to add you to my ignore list.

who cares and i don't care..

[natejj]

I have the exact opposite scenario. I got a roommate, we work together too... and then he met a girl. And for the last 2 years he has lived at her place 95% of the time. I barely see the guy. But I use his furniture, TV, cutlery, plates, EVERYTHING, and he doesn't mind. He pays half the bills, half the rent, even if he doesnt stop by for like 3 months.

[Ihatetowait]

Originally posted by natejj
I have the exact opposite scenario. I got a roommate, we work together too... and then he met a girl. And for the last 2 years he has lived at her place 95% of the time. I barely see the guy. But I use his furniture, TV, cutlery, plates, EVERYTHING, and he doesn't mind. He pays half the bills, half the rent, even if he doesnt stop by for like 3 months.

Wanna trade?

[ringer]

This is an uncomfortable situation for sure.
Honestly you're only option is to talk to the guy. Let him know that is it bothering you having a third person basically living in the house for free.

If he is serious with this girl they can get another place or you can move out.
If he isn't he will tell her that she has to pay to stay or to gtfo.

You don't need a camera, if your civilized about the conversation he should just understand that this is not what you signed up for and something must be done. You're paying to live there you have a right to say what's on your mind.

[JRSC00LUDE]

My old roomate did that to me once, difference was I owned the house so I finally told him to start paying more or get rid of her.

They moved out and I was the best man at the wedding!

[Alterac]

Originally posted by Ihatetowait
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I also have an external webcam I could plug in and place facing the door, it's small enough to be hidden in a pack of smokes or something....

Any stalkers like to chime in on these programs?

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[89s1]

Originally posted by preludez




i tot the girl sleep with his own room..

Whiskey... Tango.... Foxtrot?

Welcome to my ignore list too

[A790]

Dude, fuck that. Move out, get your own place, be done with it. My roomates a decent dude, but even then, I decided that I needed my own space so I made it happen. Nothing against him, but I'm the type of guy who likes knowing that my space is MY SPACE. Sounds like this chick has ruined that for you.

Call it a day, say thanks a million, and leave. Sublet your portion of the lease to someone and enjoy your life.

[DonJuan]

Originally posted by rizfarmer
Easy, here's what you do:
start bringing girls home until you find the right one that initiates the hate-on for this other bitch; and have her around as much as possible. Girls who can't stand each other and are forced to co-habitate can go for only so long until they start making every man's life around them hell. They will not work it out amongst themselves over a beer, rather they will cease all forms of communication except for dirty scank stares - this is when you know your hard work will soon pay off. Make sure your girl is a complete bitch; this way the situation between the two females will get soo bad that your roommate will finally have to wake up because his girlfriend is more worried about being a bitch to your new friend rather than sucking his cock.
When your roommate finally wakes up and wants to talk about it and says, "Dude, we need to talk about your new girl, she is a bitch, I hate her, my girlfriend hates her, and my life has been terrible since she moved in, plus the bills have gone up too. You need to move your girl out of here."
You reply with:
"YOU FIRST"
or
The two females will have a great scrap, in which case have your video camera fully charged and on standby

^ THIS... but if you want to be sensible about it:

Originally posted by 97'Scort
Here's what I'd do if you're not subletting to him:

Sit him down. Tell him he's in breach of contract and you'd like to be out of the lease, and they can have the place and you'll go. If he's really that into this girl, he'll agree just to have you gone, and you'll have an out. He may even agree that it's time for her to go if you threaten to leave.

If he brings the cat up just say he agreed to the cat, you didn't agree to pay for an extra person.

All I'm saying is you might be the one who has to cut and go, and it might be for the better.

This in conjunction of only shoveling your half of the driveway, switching to paper plates and cups for a week or two will send quite the message.

[ekguy]

bring your cat to a family member's or friend's house for a bit then he has no leverage...Landlord comes and he can accuse you all he wants if your cat's not there what's he going to do.

[snoop101]

Turn the heat up and start walking around naked. Just let it all hang out.

[Tezzating]

1. Leave a trail of candy leading out of the apartment to a large box, which is propped up with a stick tied to a string. Under the box, place a delicious Baconator. When she pounces on the Baconator to gorge her fat-glands, pull the string, trapping her in the box !
2. Seal with tape, write "Caution: Heavy" on it and an international address (I'd prefer Iraq, but your choice).
3. Call DHL.

I'm pretty sure the rest is self explanatory. if your buddy says anything about her, say "Oh I saw her on Kijiji Personals the other day" and he will assume she met another fat lump to share buckets of lard with.





PS. Watches you in your sleep ? FUCK THAT. Get a lock.

[Tezzating]

Originally posted by snoop101
Turn the heat up and start walking around naked. Just let it all hang out.

+1. Without the naked.. Heat is the natural enemy of fat chicks. Who can fuck something that smells like a rotted pile of cheese burgers ? Once the stench kicks in, your buddies brain will over ride his dick and voila.

[DonJuan]

Originally posted by Tezzating
1. Leave a trail of candy leading out of the apartment to a large box, which is propped up with a stick tied to a string. Under the box, place a delicious Baconator. When she pounces on the Baconator to gorge her fat-glands, pull the string, trapping her in the box !
2. Seal with tape, write "Caution: Heavy" on it and an international address (I'd prefer Iraq, but your choice).
3. Call DHL.
I'm pretty sure the rest is self explanatory. if your buddy says anything about her, say "Oh I saw her on Kijiji Personals the other day" and he will assume she met another fat lump to share buckets of lard with.
PS. Watches you in your sleep ? FUCK THAT. Get a lock.

LOLZ! excellent post noob, you can stay.

[masoncgy]

If I may ask... did you get the cat before or after you signed the lease...?

[DonJuan]

Originally posted by Tezzating


+1. Without the naked.. Heat is the natural enemy of fat chicks. Who can fuck something that smells like a rotted pile of cheese burgers ? Once the stench kicks in, your buddies brain will over ride his dick and voila.

2 posts full of win in a row? Holy Shit!

-1 for the increace on the heat though, it may require her to shed some clothes too and if she get her fat sweaty fingers on the thermostat and how to use it, it may cause a situation of something being seen that cannot be unseen.

[natejj]

[traviswithaG]

bitter sarcastic fat jokes 24/7. she wont wanna come back

Treat her like shit. make fun of her wait all the time.
and anything else you can think of.
she will get mad and complain to your roomate.
He will confront you. You simply blame your recent hate towards all the added stress of her being there and blaa blaa blaa. Then its a problem they need to solve not you

also drinking alot during this period helps...

[TheCheff]

Originally posted by preludez




i tot the girl sleep with his own room..

Seriously can someone ban this retard. I have not been able to interpret any of his posts since he has joined.