Baby born in Toilet!

[<giani>]

This is messed up. Lady comes home in pain takes a crap then:

“Just fell out, I thought it was my intestines, so I’m freaking out, I’m going to die, but then it’s a little boy,� Richard told CTV Winnipeg today.

And at the same time Police are there for a unrelated matter

not knowing what to do, one of the officers pulled the unresponsive baby from the cold water and started CPR.

Police end up saving the new born. Props to them and being at the right place at the right time.

original article: http://www.thespec.com/News/BreakingNews/article/690813

[mowglee]

wow props to them for sure. That cop has balls for giving a newborn CPR. I think I would have fainted if I saw a newborn like that

[Supa Dexta]

She sounds like a real fukin winner.

[S13_Ryan]

that whole family sounds like real fukin winner.

guess they can thank the father for being a bad ass and drawing the cops in, if these idiots didnt have the cops on there doorstep the baby probably wouldnt have survived.

[blinkme_210]

How stupid do you have to be think that you could shit out your intestines through your vag?

[Nismorphed]

Originally posted by blinkme_210
How stupid do you have to be think that you could shit out your intestines through your vag?

I laughed out loud

[nonlinear]

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
She sounds like a real fukin winner.

totally.

[CUG]

Originally posted by nonlinear


totally.

URGAY

[codetrap]

Originally posted by blinkme_210
How stupid do you have to be think that you could shit out your intestines through your vag?

This is a pretty ignorant statement. Baby's being born into a toilet is apparently common enough that it was mentioned to us multiple times during my wife's pregnancy. The nurses stressed it multiple times and said that it happens a lot where a woman will go to the bathroom and out comes the child into the toilet. During my research prior to becoming a father on what to watch for, I found many reports of women saying that it felt like they were having a horrible bowel movement during their labor.

You should really use your head and realize that all that female plumbing is pretty damn close together in there, and some sensations could possibly get mixed up. So, my question to you is this.

Q) How stupid do you have to be to think that you could possibly know anything about childbirth having never been through the experience yourself directly or with a partner, or bothered to learn anything about it?

A) Pretty fucking stupid.

[Xtrema]

What a shit head.

[Quiet10]

Originally posted by codetrap


Pointless rant

I don't think he was saying she was stupid for not knowing her baby was being born into a toilet (i'm pretty sure we've all read stories about babies being born into toilets before), I think he was saying she's a retard for thinking her intestines could fall out of her vag. There's a big difference.

[ExtraSlow]

squatting and sitting on the toilet are common positions for pushing. My baby was nearly born on our toilet.
Little different though, as we knew it was labour.

[thetransporter]

you guys forgot the main subject

"WINNIPEG — "

[treefiddy]

Gives new meaning to "dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool".

[euphoria]

I saw the title of this thread thinking it was gonna be a repost of the woman who gave birth in a Walmart washroom basically the same way. Never thought I'd read something like that incident again but here we are.

[Redlyne_mr2]

Originally posted by thetransporter
you guys forgot the main subject

&quot;WINNIPEG — &quot;

[mdeleon]

Is it surprising that when I read the thread title, I was thinking Winnipeg the whole time?

[blinkme_210]

Originally posted by codetrap


This is a pretty ignorant statement. Baby's being born into a toilet is apparently common enough that it was mentioned to us multiple times during my wife's pregnancy. The nurses stressed it multiple times and said that it happens a lot where a woman will go to the bathroom and out comes the child into the toilet. During my research prior to becoming a father on what to watch for, I found many reports of women saying that it felt like they were having a horrible bowel movement during their labor.

You should really use your head and realize that all that female plumbing is pretty damn close together in there, and some sensations could possibly get mixed up. So, my question to you is this.

Q) How stupid do you have to be to think that you could possibly know anything about childbirth having never been through the experience yourself directly or with a partner, or bothered to learn anything about it?

A) Pretty fucking stupid.

I touched a nerved there. I'm guessing your first born almost suffered the same fate as the toilet baby in the story? Because you sure took that "ignorant" comment of mine to heart. It's the internet man, chill out and govern yourself accordingly.

While I don't question that women could actually drop their real kid off at the pool, when they thought they were dropping off the other ones... you have to be pretty whacked out to not realize that you're preggo for 7/8 months, AND to think that you actually did shit out your intestines into the bowl.

[codetrap]

Originally posted by blinkme_210

I touched a nerved there. I'm guessing your first born almost suffered the same fate as the toilet baby in the story? Because you sure took that &quot;ignorant&quot; comment of mine to heart. It's the internet man, chill out and govern yourself accordingly.

While I don't question that women could actually drop their real kid off at the pool, when they thought they were dropping off the other ones... you have to be pretty whacked out to not realize that you're preggo for 7/8 months, AND to think that you actually did shit out your intestines into the bowl.

Nope. That would be a wrong guess. As for the rest, you can't possibly know what led up to her not knowing. You have no idea of her circumstance, or any medical conditions that could be confused for pregnancy. So, what touched my nerve is that you're more than willing to assume the absolute worst in a tragic situation that you only have 150 words to go on. But hey, don't let incomplete knowledge from stopping you from judging her.

[Jlude]

Two Words....


Winnipeg

Native






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