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[derran.m]

Originally posted by Tomaz


I have something to tell you... Are you sitting down?

LOL It's no fun when its a little girl ... I keep hoping to get some arrogant dude that I can pwn lol

[Merritt]

Question to discuss:
Would you rather kill yourself or work for money like a slave and be a product for corporations?

Stranger 1: Wow, that's a hipster question.

Stranger 2: haha good answer

Stranger 1: "Meh big business"

Stranger 1: "Meh veganism"

Stranger 1: "Meh tight pants on guys"

Stranger 2: they like radiohead now

Stranger 2: thats a good thing

Stranger 1: It's funny cause the guy who wrote that, he's watching us right now.

Stranger 2: he might not be

Stranger 2: they can disconnect

Stranger 1: And thinking, "Fuck these guys, fucking walmart lovers"

Stranger 2: no i'm one of them

Stranger 1: One of who?

Stranger 2: i support the local coffee shop

Stranger 1: Because you like over paying?

Stranger 1: I'm a big fan of saving money no matter what child has to work in a sweat shop

Stranger 2: thats something most people wont own up to

Stranger 1: I'm a realist

Stranger 1: Not buying from starbucks doesn't help anyone besides over priced "Mom and pop" shops

Stranger 1: Lower your prices mom and pop

Stranger 1: or fuck yourself

Stranger 2: do you think that if you were rich, you'd act differently?

Stranger 1: Nope.

Stranger 1: My father in law is a doctor, has two houses, shops at the dollar store.

Stranger 2: i think thats a mental problem

Stranger 2: money isnt real

Stranger 1: Actually it is

Stranger 1: I've got 15 bucks in my wallet right now

Stranger 2: the concept

Stranger 1: What is the concept of money, that is false to you?

Stranger 1: I'm interested, this might be the only interesting conversation on Omegle.

Stranger 2: that it can replace things that you use to trade with it

Stranger 1: You know what money is right?

Stranger 2: you cant live off of money by eating it or wearing it

Stranger 2: what is money

Stranger 1: Or do you think it's just paper?

Stranger 2: money is paper

Stranger 1: Money is a recipt

Stranger 1: For gold

Stranger 1: When you trade money, you're trading gold

Stranger 1: It's like a stock note

Stranger 1: Gold can be used for several things

Stranger 2: like what

Stranger 1: Like conduction

Stranger 1: Every TV has a little gold in it

Stranger 2: tvs aren't necessary

Stranger 2: i think a lot of people have problems

Stranger 1: Not sure how old you are, but I've learned

Stranger 1: That in life

Stranger 1: The meaning of life

Stranger 1: Is this

Stranger 1: Distraction from the fact that you're going to die

Stranger 1: TV is part of that

Stranger 1: That's why religion was born

Stranger 1: That's why we have computers

Stranger 1: and "love"

Stranger 1: and movies

Stranger 1: and everything

Stranger 1: It's all a distraction

Stranger 1: From the fact that you're going to die

Stranger 1: and everyone will die

Stranger 1: and everything will die

Stranger 2: thatmight be true

Stranger 1: Sure it would be sublime if we lived in a Star Trek world where there is no form of currency and everyone gets exactly what they need and no less

Stranger 1: But we don't

Stranger 2: do you think you should distract yourself from the fact that you're going to die?

Stranger 1: And when you're a grown up, and you need to support your pregnant wife

Stranger 1: Money will mean so much more to you

Stranger 1: You'll drop all your conceptions of "Corporation"

Stranger 1: And be like

Stranger 2: let me try to explain to you what i meant

Stranger 1: Fuck it

Stranger 1: I'll get a shitty job

Stranger 1: and shitty pay

Stranger 1: to support us

Stranger 1: because that's what love is

Stranger 2: i dont understand people who are afraid of spending their money-is what i meant

Stranger 1: If you get married and your wife has a kid and you still have this 'Anti-money' thing

Stranger 1: Then you're a kid

Stranger 1: It's not that he's affraid

Stranger 1: But he likes to save

Stranger 1: Incase there's an emergency

Stranger 1: You can never save too much

Stranger 2: but what if the next day, you die?

Stranger 1: Then you died happy knowing that your family won't go hungry

Stranger 2: you actually can save too much, in my opinion

Stranger 1: You want to die pennyless?

Stranger 1: Your wife can't work because she has to take care of the kid, she goes into low income housing, gets raped, has an abortion, starts drinking and drugs, your son goes to prison because his dad was a broke piece of shit that left them with nothing, and he killed his teacher

Stranger 1: Not me

Stranger 1: No sir

Stranger 1: I'll die greedy, with a dollar in my hand, and a doughnut from dunkin in my coat pocket.

Stranger 2: how are you dying greedy? that situation doesnt make you sound greedy

Stranger 1: Well you're making it seem like "Saving money is greedy, give it to the local coffee shop"

Stranger 1: Fuck the coffee shop bro

Stranger 1: Fuck em xD

Stranger 2: that is definitly the way you're choosing to view me

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Merritt]

Question to discuss:
What if I actually opened The Krusty's Krab restaurant?

Stranger 2: I would go

Stranger 2: But

Stranger 1: I'd bow down to you

Stranger 2: YOU MUST HAVE A SEA SPONGE WORKING THE GRILL

Stranger 2: And an octopus working the register.

Stranger 2: Or atleast people in costumes...

Stranger 1: and a crab

Stranger 1: and

Stranger 1: a chum bucket across the road

Stranger 1: and boats as cars

Stranger 1: and the shell as a sign

Stranger 2: Its all part of the atmosphere

Stranger 1: and the whole of bikini bottom

Stranger 2: Also, you must create the best burger recipe of all time

Stranger 1: make a whole spongebob world

Stranger 2: However, I would eat there everyday

Stranger 1: You could live in bikini bottom

Stranger 2: Get to work on that recipe

Stranger 1: and wear a bowl on your head like sandy

Stranger 2: Just put a squirrel in the restaraunt and put a goldfish bowl on its head

Stranger 1: yeah,

Stranger 2: Or just kill a squirrel, stuff it, then put a bowl on its lifeless body

Stranger 1: Or you could just get a fake cardboard one

Stranger 2: Question asker better start getting to work on all this.

Stranger 1: I would..or we could just get on with it.. seeing as we just made it all up

Stranger 2: The restaraunt business is a cruel world

Stranger 1: We would put everywhere else out of business..

Stranger 2: Hopefully

Stranger 1: It would work. I must now go find a squirrel, crab,sponge and many underwater creatures.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Hage69]

Lol had to do this one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: you first
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: why me first?
You: i dont like talk to other girls
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok i guess
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 17
You: you
Stranger: 24
You: ...
Stranger: where from?
You: miami
Stranger: oh cool
You: you
Stranger: argentina
You: oh
Stranger: far away
You: ya
Stranger: so whats upw
Stranger: ?
You: can you keep a secret?
Stranger: go ahead
You: im actually only 11 D:
Stranger: omg
Stranger: ure too young for this site
Stranger: not trying to be ur dad but its kinda creppy in here
Stranger: full of weirdos
You: im not a virgin either
You: i lost it at 10
Stranger: omg
You: to a 65 year old
Stranger: thats awful
Stranger: gotta go
Stranger: sorry
You: hes my grandpa
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Merritt]

Question to discuss:
What if we're actually sperms, trying to fertilize the Earth?

Stranger 2: whoa

Stranger 1: we are

Stranger 2: better fuck that dirt then

Stranger 2: she's a big girl

Stranger 1: haha i can't ain't got a penis

Stranger 2: but i can fuck her

Stranger 1: well get too! Make us a baby planet so this one can die

Stranger 2: she's a dirty girl

Stranger 2: covered in oil

Stranger 1 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
What if we're actually sperms, trying to fertilize the Earth?

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 2: best question today

Stranger 1: then earth has always been pregnant

Stranger 2: mindblown

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Merritt]

I fucking love coming up with fucking epic questions....

Question to discuss:
What if oxygen is a poison, and it takes about 80 years for it to kill us?

Stranger 1: MIND=BLOWN

Stranger 2: Ohhhh scary

Stranger 1 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
What if oxygen is a poison, and it takes about 80 years for it to kill us? If we were breathing something different, would we live longer?

Stranger 2: o.o

Stranger 2: damn!

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Merritt]

Question to discuss:
Good news everyone! I've invented a machine that makes you read this in a voice.

Stranger 1: GENIUS

Stranger 2: .... wow

Stranger 2: amazing.

Stranger 1: mindblown :O

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Merritt]

Question to discuss:
What if the reflections in the mirror are just another reality living their day to day lives?

Stranger 1: That'd be cool

Stranger 2: id talk to myself

Stranger 2: than play wit myself

Stranger 1: Me too

Stranger 1: I could literally go fuck myself

Stranger 1: That's genius stranger!

Stranger 2: so is that gay or masturbating?

Stranger 1: Masturbating

Stranger 1: Well

Stranger 1: No it's masturbating

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 1: Everything's cool

Stranger 2: yep

Stranger 1: I have long hair so I can just pretend its a chick

Stranger 2: lmao

Stranger 2: i had long hair but i chopped it off

Stranger 1: Aw man that sucks

Stranger 1: Why'd you chop it off?

Stranger 2: had to

Stranger 2: boss said so

Stranger 1: shitty

Stranger 2: yeah but meh ill grow back

Stranger 1: Well I'll grow mine out twice as long for you buddy

Stranger 2: yeah!!

Stranger 1: Together we can keep the long hair spirit alive!

Stranger 2: yeah

Stranger 1: What was the original topic?

Stranger 2: uh

Stranger 2: i forgot

Stranger 1: Shit

Stranger 1: Well I hope we're staying on topic here

Stranger 2: it was somtin bout sex wasnt it?

Stranger 1: Oh yeah!

Stranger 1: Fucking yourself

Stranger 1: I remember

Stranger 2: okay!

Stranger 1: OP you can go do that

Stranger 1: Have a good day, fellow long haired brother

Stranger 2: good bye

Stranger 1: Live long

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
What if the reflections in the mirror are just another reality living their day to day lives?

Stranger 1: nope

Stranger 2: Im too high for this shit

Stranger 1: mirrors contain aluminum and shit like that

Stranger 1: and other forms of optics

Stranger 1: I made one with raw materials

Stranger 1: easy shit

Stranger 2: Fucking science man

Stranger 1: ^

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
If Internet became a limited and strictier place, I don't think people could do anything to fight back to make it free. Think about it, congress = boss and people = consumers.

Stranger 2: look

Stranger 2: they'd just make a new internet

Stranger 2: and it would go on and on and on like that

Stranger 2: until everyone gave the fuck up

Stranger 1: Lol. This is something that nerds concern over!

Stranger 2: ...the internet is of concern to more than just nerds

Stranger 2: you know the word ubiquitous?

Stranger 2: yeah that may as well have a picture of the internet because ITS FUCKING UBIQUITOUS

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Merritt]

Question to discuss:
Did you know that there are no federal laws that say anyone must obtain a social security number? (That includes employers, gun shops, etc.)

Stranger 2: no. i did not.

Stranger 1: gun shops should not exist

Stranger 2: why not

Stranger 1: because psychos go buy them and murder people?

Stranger 2: how will you defend yourself against the psychos?

Stranger 1: well in the uk we don't have gun shops....

Stranger 2: in the us it's in the constitution

Stranger 1: more guns = more murder

Stranger 2: and we really can't go back on it now that everyone has guns

Stranger 2: so if we closed all the gun shops

Stranger 2: there would be no way to defend ourselfs against the criminals that have weapons

Stranger 1: hmm fair point i guess

Stranger 1: like nuclear weapons

Stranger 2: exactly

Stranger 2: they exist..

Stranger 1: but there should be tighter regulations

Stranger 2: and because they do.. we must have them to protect ourselfs against the rogue contries that have them

Stranger 2: there should be

Stranger 2: totally agreed.

Stranger 2: they should also drug test people on welfare

Stranger 2: but they never will

Stranger 1: hm is that like benefits?

Stranger 2: or make people who collect unemployment do community service

Stranger 2: yea

Stranger 2: welfare people collect money from the government

Stranger 2: because they are poor

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 2: they are poor because they're a buncha crackheads

Stranger 1: well i think thats a good thing

Stranger 2: hard to get a job when you're snorting meth

Stranger 1: not that theyre crackheads cause they're not all

Stranger 2: too many people abuse the system

Stranger 1: which would you say is cause and which is effect?

Stranger 2: here's the main problem.

Stranger 1: no job/prospects = resorting to drugs?

Stranger 2: The system has all these programs in place

Stranger 2: which is good

Stranger 2: don't get me wrong

Stranger 2: when it's needed

Stranger 1: or resorting to drugs = no job or prospects?7

Stranger 2: but the regulations on these programs have become so lax, that people abuse the system

Stranger 2: now the government has had these programs going for so long

Stranger 2: people depend on them to survive

Stranger 2: so in fariness, they really couldn't just ax the programs cold turkey

Stranger 1: true.

Stranger 2: children would suffer

Stranger 2: and that's not good

Stranger 1: and the disabled

Stranger 2: it's not the child's fault he was born into this world the way he was

Stranger 2: exactly

Stranger 2: BUT

Stranger 2: put stricter regulations on these programs

Stranger 2: and follow up on them

Stranger 2: jobs are scarce right now.. i get it.. but these people won't get a job that's not making the riches

Stranger 2: because they would have to get off the programs they are on

Stranger 2: so they just shrug their shulders

Stranger 2: and collect the benefits

Stranger 2: can't blame them

Stranger 2: but.

Stranger 1: basically society is screwed up.

Stranger 2: anyways.

Stranger 2: /rantoff

Stranger 2: Yes ^

Stranger 1: who are you btw?

Stranger 2: me?

Stranger 2: mike.

Stranger 2: angry.

Stranger 1: hi mike

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 1: hi angry mike

Stranger 2: hi stranger mcstrangerton

Stranger 1: how old are you?

Stranger 2: haha old enough to be angry and to give a shit about this stuff

Stranger 1: well that could be any age reaLLY

Stranger 1: im 16

Stranger 2: i'm almost double your age D:

Stranger 2: as you get older

Stranger 2: you'll get more upset

Stranger 2: it's inevitable

Stranger 1: even more?

Stranger 1: really?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2: really.

Stranger 1: ahh life sucks.

Stranger 2: it's ok

Stranger 2: you learn to depend on things that make your life better

Stranger 1: but might as well enjoy it while we can :O)

Stranger 2: alcohol

Stranger 2: yessir

Stranger 1: *miss

Stranger 2: yes ma'am

Stranger 2: how is life in the UK?

Stranger 1: hahahaahaa thats so polite and american

Stranger 1: rainy

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: and grey

Stranger 2: lovely weather

Stranger 2: i love it

Stranger 1: i wish i was american

Stranger 2: really?

Stranger 2: don't... lol

Stranger 2: the majority of the world hates us

Stranger 1: yeah, seems so much more shiny

Stranger 2: well.. it is sunny here today

Stranger 2: we actually didn't get any rain the entire month of december

Stranger 1: lucky you

Stranger 2: not really

Stranger 2: i like your weather

Stranger 2: i like the rain.. and the clouds

Stranger 2: cold weather..

Stranger 1: well i have to be up in six hours...

Stranger 2: g'nite lady.

Stranger 2: have a great night

Stranger 1: so goodbye angry rainy mike

Stranger 1: have a nice life

Stranger 2: you too!!

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
How would you feel that if you were attorney and you were defending an actual murderer or rapist, and you win the case?

Stranger 2: not good about it

Stranger 2: thats for sure

Stranger 1: I asked an actual defense attorney this once

Stranger 1: and his response was that in the USA, you're innocent until proving guilty, so as a defense attorney, he's not defending the murderer or the rapist, but actually the constitutional law.

Stranger 2: good point, but still, what if they confess to you

Stranger 1: ...Then they're a fucking retarded criminal xD

Stranger 2: lol, point made

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Merritt]

(WARNING: LINKS = NSFW)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sup

Stranger: 21 m willing to trade pics

You: ok

You: link to a pic?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: lets see it

You: whats yours?

Stranger: Here is my pic: http://i.imgur.com/CXHt6l.jpg

You: ok

You: here's mine

You: there you go

You: http://i.imgur.com/QjBEX.jpg

You: enjoy, love

You have disconnected.

(WARNING: LINKS = NSFW)

[Graham_A_M]

For how many young (WELL under 18) girls that are on there, I think I'd feel pretty bad if I was a parent to any of them considering how many dudes there are just stroking their cocks.

[ClearBluewater]

Originally posted by Merritt
I fucking love coming up with fucking epic questions....

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/conspiracy-keanu

Lulz

[Merritt]

Lol

[J-D]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
For how many young (WELL under 18) girls that are on there, I think I'd feel pretty bad if I was a parent to any of them considering how many dudes there are just stroking their cocks.