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Lame pick-up lines
So a guy walks up to me, looks me up and down and says "Mmmm, breakfast".OMFG! Is that really the best he had? But it did get me thinking, and I want to know- what is the lamest pick-up line you've ever tried, and did it work?
Before you ask, no his line didn't work, and no I will not post pics!
owned by an '08 n00b! LOL
I got to see what you look like to know which line to use
Originally posted by GTS Jeff
You know those bored stay at home moms who's entire lives revolve around driving their kids to soccer, various cleaning accessories, and worrying about neighbourhood rapists? The kind of people that watch the View and go "uh huh..." Those unfulfilled people who try to fill the void in their empty lives by writing whiny letters to the editor complaining about shit that no one really cares about?
Well imagine if instead of writing that letter to the editor, she just posts on a car forum for car enthusiasts. That's Kritafo.
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Me : You look like you have a bit of Asian in you.
Her : No I don't.
Me: Would you like to?
FAIL
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hey gurl u got pix? cam2cam?
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Originally posted by frozenrice
Me : You look like you have a bit of Asian in you.
Her : No I don't.
Me: Would you like to?
FAIL
HAHAHA
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Me : You look like you have some Black in you.Originally posted by frozenrice
Me : You look like you have a bit of Asian in you.
Her : No I don't.
Me: Would you like to?
FAIL
Her : No I don't.
Me: You wanna?
WIN
Last edited by blackpeople; 03-15-2010 at 01:54 PM.
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It seems like "Hi" is my lamest pickup line, because that's usually the end of the conversation...
Originally posted by FraserB
I think their main complaint is that they did not receive the stolen property they paid for.
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me: Good Morning Girl.
You:Morning.
*sex
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I don't use lines, cause I've got game
But the best I ever heard was:
What color is a polar bears skin?
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Please notice the incorrect grammar; "a some of Black." What, did you steal the English books?Originally posted by blackpeople
Me : You look like you have a some of Black in you.
Her : No I don't.
Me: Would you like to?
WIN
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I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words -
Will you be mine?
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Maybe he's African-Italian??Originally posted by JustinGTP
Please notice the incorrect grammar; "a some of Black." What, did you steal the English books?
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Re: Lame pick-up lines
you see the problem here is he mixed up the words. the proper line is "Mmmmm, lunch". if he had used that one I guarantee you would have melted like butter...Originally posted by baygirl
So a guy walks up to me, looks me up and down and says "Mmmm, breakfast".
Before you ask, no his line didn't work, and no I will not post pics!
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LOL.Originally posted by sexualbanana
Maybe he's African-Italian??
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yeah thats what happens when i multi task.
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walk up to a girl in a bar when she's standing with her friends.
Just stand near her casually for 5 seconds and say
"someone farted, lets get out of here"
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All you need is a little Big Willie
Yo Yo Baby, how bout some fries to go with that Shake!
Yo Baby, Your feet must be tired, cause you been runnin through my mind all day!
Hurry up and Write your number down before I don't want it no more.
Baby, Forget tonight, lets block off the next 50 years!
Hey baby, I notice you noticing me, and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you to. (have actually used, and has actually worked)
Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrapped up in some 'Have Mercy,' with a side of 'Unghm!
Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family
Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
I think I've seen your picture somewhere before. Oh yeah, that's right. It was in the dictionary next to 'KABLAM!
With lines like these you will never have to worry about your lame pick up lines failing again!
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