Jury Duty. Help me get out!!!

[euphoria]

Just make yourself seem like a bigot, or you could dress up like a wigger thug.

[aristocrat]

Originally posted by euphoria
Just make yourself seem like a bigot, or you could dress up like a wigger thug.

[signature7]

Originally posted by Pacman
Just do this........

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. I've never known anyone personally, or anyone in my family that has been sent a notice for jury duty.

[spikerS]

Originally posted by signature7


That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. I've never known anyone personally, or anyone in my family that has been sent a notice for jury duty.

+1

I would love to go for jury duty. I would take a hit on wages, but the experience would be pretty sweet i would think.

[Sugarphreak]

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[psycoticclown]

Just do this:

[DannyO]

Why wouldn't you want to do Jury Duty? isn't everyday like this...

[RY213]

Tell them you are a free man of the land...

[Jynx]

My brother was recently summoned for Jury Duty. I just filled out the form saying he was out of town on business (true) and they sent a letter back saying he has been excused from Jury Duty.

Pretty simple.

Just say you have work commitments.

[Feruk]

Originally posted by FraserB
Just say you hate whatever race the defendant is, use as many derogatory terms as possible. You'll be out in no time.

Exactly what I'd do. "Oh he's a dirty _____ (insert race here), guilty!"

[Neil4Speed]

Originally posted by signature7


That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. I've never known anyone personally, or anyone in my family that has been sent a notice for jury duty.

+1, Including the bit about CYE

Originally posted by spikers


+1

I would love to go for jury duty. I would take a hit on wages, but the experience would be pretty sweet i would think.

+1, Seems like a sweet way to spend an afternoon.

[ppatko]

Originally posted by Neil4Speed


+1, Including the bit about CYE



+1, Seems like a sweet way to spend an afternoon.

Unless of course the trail drags on for days/weeks...

then it's not a sweet afternoon anymore

[97'Scort]

One of my buddies was on the jury for a murder trial in Edmonton. He said it was amazing, getting to see everything first hand and determining the guilt or innocence of the person involved. He still gets together every year with the rest of the jury for a BBQ.