After reading Max Brooks's explanation of why a fucking crossbow is not only an excellent zombie defense weapon, but an excellent zombie sniping weapon, I can't take anything he write seriously.
A crossbow? Are you fucking high?
Zombie movies are a bit of an enigma for me. It feels like it might be one of the last places for real innovation and creativity left in Hollywood. There have been countless Zombie movies, but they all leave you feeling a little incomplete. Maybe my Zombipocalypse fascination has left me with unrealistic expectations of what a zombie movie could be, but it just doesn't feel like anyone has succeeded in making that real epic, fulfilling, satisfying zombie movie yet.
Zombieland is probably my favorite zombie movie at the moment. Sure, it was only 1 facet of the genre, but what it did, it did extremely well, and in a fairly creative way. It's not the whole zombie package I'm looking for, but it was very good at being what it was. Too many zombie movies try to be too many different things, and they just end up feeling empty.
I think a "District 9" spin would have made a fantastic zombie movie, but that ship may have already sailed.
Worst zombie movie in recent history: 30 days of night. Jesus fucking hell that sucked. How can you take something as fucking awesome as zombies, and then make a movie that sucks that bad? Zombies are what makes zombie movies. Why would anyone marginalize them like that? I'm getting pissed just thinking about how fucking stupid the writers/directors/producers for that abortion must have been...
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