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    Default FF: Durex condoms

    Disclaimer: Just making sure the reader knows, these are EXPIRED condoms, but still in it's package

    I'm listing these cause I don't like wasting stuff, and other people might have different usage for them either than sexual intercourse. (for example: college prank, water balloons, teaching aid where if you're a hot female teacher you could use these expired condoms to show your students how to proper put on a condom, instead of wasting perfectly fresh condoms which you could later on use)

    Just doing some spring cleaning of my luggage/travel bag... so got these left, so I didn't do too too bad using up the original box(s).



    - 1 Performax with Benzocaine (5%), Expired Dec, 2009... good lubrication through out, rolls on smooth.
    - 1 regular lubricated with nonoxynol-9, Expired May, 2008. Honestly don't remember buying these, so some chick must had left them
    - 1 Sensi Thin Ribbed, Expired Oct, 2009... these are the bomb, next to bareback, however the "ribs" do get annoying after a while... but most chicks love these
    - 1 Intense Sensation, Expired Oct, 2009... heats up as the friction increases, good for those cold winter nights, but otherwise useless you like the firecrotch feel, not something you should use regularily.

    Pickup or snail mail

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    willing to part out?


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    Originally posted by Cooked Rice
    willing to part out?

    All or nothing, lol

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    It's sad to see them expire the little fellas

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    not getting much action on the road tomco?
    Boosted life tip #329
    Girlfriends cost money
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    Both make whining noises
    Make the smart choice.

    Originally posted by Mibz
    Always a fucking awful experience seeing spikers. Extra awful when he laps me.

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    Originally posted by spikers
    not getting much action on the road tomco?
    That's only 4 left out of box of 12 or 24 man... and how'd you know I didn't go for facials/ITM during those times?

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    Used up 6 out of lets say a box of 12 since you don't remember buying them. Condoms usually last about 2 years before they expire, hmmmm.....
    Last edited by etothek; 03-14-2010 at 02:15 AM.
    Originally posted by short bald guy

    y the fuck r u being a fuck retard and saying shit about me. bc I wanted the grill u had, but I had better things to buy. u should go suck ur boyfriends cock again bc I think that is the only thing u r good at.

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    if i must wear one, it is those green ones or nothin, those grey ones are effin useless...

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    This has got to be the second strangest classified I have ever seen, just behind that bitch who wanted the positive prego test.

    Which reminds me, if they don't move on here, put them on kijiji. And post the emails you get.
    dv/dt

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    Trade for a yellow bucket?
    Originally posted by beemerm3
    so if we only seen 5 % of the oceans why not drain them or somethin lol or can u even transfer water from one ocean to another??? think of all the stuff u'd find treasures n eerything.

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    I've got flavored ones that need to go!! Wanna trade?! hahahah...

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    Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
    I have gone above and beyond what I should rightfully have to do to protect my good name

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    Summer time bump

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    We won't get docked pts for posting in here right?

    Tomco, ya u have always been but now you are
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    I am user #49

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    Last edited by Cos; 12-20-2016 at 11:22 PM.
    Originally posted by adam c

    Line goes up, line goes down, line does squiggly things and fucks Alberta
    "The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones"

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    Originally posted by Cos


    baha, indian sex ed course video!?!?

    I am actually surprised not 1 teacher on here had picked them up. I will see if anyone at my parents school uses condoms with the Jr. High kids. Cant do a whole lot with 4 however.
    uuh... or expired ones.

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    I have some viagra lying around if anyone wants them. Seriously, they are free. I have no use for them and was going to toss them out because I have something that blows away viagra that I'm using now It makes viagra look like kids candy

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    bump, more added


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    I'll admit, I just lost it, I spat my water on the screen. ^

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    Got cuffs?

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