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    Originally posted by sr20s14zenki
    Punctuation matters.... I'm not a mom that would be quite impossible....
    Nothing is impossible.. I have the money to make it happen..

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    Originally posted by XXXXXX


    Nothing is impossible.. I have the money to make it happen..
    Thats pretty gross yeoo
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    Originally posted by XXXXXX


    Nothing is impossible.. I have the money to make it happen..
    That's why you have an r33 skyline huh.





    COOL STORY BRO!!!

    moving on....im done with you.

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    http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ497042503

    Am available most weekday nights for viewing. I will allow test pilots but you'll need a class six and be at least 25 years of age. Located in Royal Oak.

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    Nothing funny about this, very tastefully modded civic but the price is kinda highh 18k for a 2000 civic
    http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ497075009
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    Last edited by XXXXXX; 06-24-2013 at 12:35 AM.

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    That could be anybody's account.

    Last edited by sr20s14zenki; 06-22-2013 at 08:49 PM.

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    Lol... post your money on the interwebs... what a bad ass.

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    Maybe if I transferred it all to you, would you believe me then ?

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    Originally posted by Redlined_8000
    Lol... post your money on the interwebs... what a bad ass.
    Im just hoping hes dumb enough to post a name or account number to show me the proooove....

    oh wait...shit i said that out loud....smart guy!!!

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    Originally posted by sr20s14zenki
    That could be anybody's account.

    donno why he posted it but it is his...sigh

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    Originally posted by 1JZ-Soarer


    donno why he posted it but it is his...sigh
    Yah, because im going to believe some random other forum user....


    Anyways, this is getting a bit more drawn out than i had intended. Basically, my stance is that anybody who finds humor in making dumb kijiji ads such as that, must be mildly retarded, or at least, have a few screws loose, which is actually not unexpected from this particular person.

    Moving on troll.

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    Originally posted by 1JZ-Soarer


    donno why he posted it but it is his...sigh
    Cause he's hoping he get some beeches

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    Originally posted by sr20s14zenki


    Im just hoping hes dumb enough to post a name or account number to show me the proooove.... *Proof*
    Looks like you made a spelling flaw !

    Looks like you're out of the perfect spelling club !

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    Just making a point, just cause someone drives a POS doesn't mean
    they don't have green. In fact, I'm sure 90% people out
    there with nice new cars don't have 5 bucks to their name.

    Didn't want to post that but a point had to be made.

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    Originally posted by 1JZ-Soarer


    donno why he posted it but it is his...sigh
    I can give you some for a new windshield..

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    Wow 3 posts in a row.. Might as well make it an even 4.

    But I don't believe in useless posts so here is my contribution -

    2/3rds of the planet is water.

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    ^ Word, please stop posting XXXXXXX if you dont have anything worthwhile to add, fuck my head hurts reading this last page.


    Originally posted by Modelexis
    http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ497042503

    Am available most weekday nights for viewing. I will allow test pilots but you'll need a class six and be at least 25 years of age. Located in Royal Oak.

    $400? I think you can easily ad a 1 in front of that, perhaps even a two for the factory Kawasaki fairings.

    $400 wont even get you chinese made ebay fairings.
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    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...eaturedAdZtrue
    http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ502699420

    This kid is a fucking idiot.

    Problems with his ad:

    1. lists it as a hummer h1, when it's really a home made kit that someone put together from scratch. It's registered as a 'u built'

    2. Claims that it was changed from a hummer chassis to a chev 2500 when really it was built on a 97 suburban chassis

    3. Claims it only has 39000 original km when the motor mileage is unknown, the guy who built it just rolled it to 0 when he was done.

    4.Claims it gets 900km to a tank when I know for a fact it takes one full tank to get to Edmonton with it.

    He just bought it, slapped a coat of paint on it cause 3 weeks ago it was completely rusted out, made up a pile of bullshit and posted it up for 4 times more then what he's into it for. I wish I could see the face of people that go hoping to see a hummer and realize it's not even close and shares no common parts, especially the ones you really want when buying an h1 like suspension, etc.
    We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us.

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